Waffle-chops

Someone who talks incessantly about nothing in particular.

"Who are you on about? Oh you mean old waffle-chops sat downstairs"

"They can never shut up, such a waffle-chops."

by Captain Fishbone May 16, 2017

Cuck waffle

When a man and woman engage in sexual activity while her significant other watches from the corner. Upon climax the man cums onto an eggo which the cuck is forced to eat for further humiliation.

Bro I banged his wife and gave him a cuck waffle!

by Thegnome742 July 7, 2023

Twat waffle

A kind of rude person, usually used to break ice or stop and argument.

Twat wafflery may also be used for a more comical affect.

You sir, are a twat waffle.

What that kid over there did was sheer twat wafflery.

by Foxx~Fire August 18, 2009

Waffle Time

Something that either tastes good, is good, or is awesome.

Those crepes we had yesterday were so waffle time.

by AsianGhetto March 27, 2010

butt waffle

A waffle excreted by anal orphus.

An alternative to the phrase douche bag

Shut up you dumb ass butt waffle

by Siegasaurus June 29, 2007

whiffle waffle

To sneeze in someone else's mouth

You did a whiffle waffle in my mouth!

by Matt_Himself July 21, 2008

White Waffle

A sexual act when a man ejaculates in to a waffle iron thus making a white waffle. The, he feeds it to his partner.

I made my girl a high protein white waffle last night. She loved it.

by Jacksmywaffle January 15, 2011