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mall whipped

1) Term for a man witnessed holding his wife's purse while she shops.

2) A disorder afflicting males who accompany their wives or girlfriends on lengthy shopping excursions at shopping malls. The condition is diagnosed upon casual observation by the male's hanging head, forlorn look, and dragging feet. The condition improves rapidly upon exiting the mall or shopping area.
"Man, Fred was so mall whipped on Saturday! I saw him holding a purse and two Macy's bags while his wife was trying on shoes. He didn't see me. But I was laughing behind the lingerie."
by ThePointe March 18, 2008
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Nipple-Whip

When a woman is breast feeding her baby, her nipple grow to approximately 3 inchs. A Nipple Whip is when you whip someone in the face with your extended nipple.
Bob: "Yo are you done breast feeding that baby so we can get it on?

Catherine: No! That was rude! I hate you. Take this!

Bob: Ow, that Nipple-Whip hurt like a bitch!
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pistol whip

to slap a girl in the face with the dinkus usually while holding it at the base with the left hand after recieving or having been refused oral sex.
"I pistol whipped the whore after she refused to give me head!"
by Sam January 27, 2004
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whip shitties

"Whipping shitties" is the act of (mostly male) juvenile automobile drivers whom think it's cool to leave tire tracks from performing what is known as "Doughnuts".

However, juveniles being the most common perpetrators, it is known that grown men (with small penises) have exhibited the same child-like behavior.

"Whipping Shitties" is quite common in upper-Midwestern areas, where back country/county roads are a prime location to perform the act, without getting caught by local law enforcement. It is also hypothesized, that the act is performed in these remote areas, because rednecks and white trash in those areas simply have nothing better to do (notwithstanding sheep).
"Hey dude, atfer I whip shitties on CR-2 (county road 2) tonight, check out my marks."
by Spelunkster September 16, 2008
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jimi whip

To whip one’s phallus across the face of another so as to leave a red stamp of their Jimi on the aforementioned face for a choice of comical reasons, proximity, or, most common, to put the bitch in her place.
A minute after I finished fucking her, and three minutes after I started, I turned over and said, "What the fuck are you still doing here." She thought I was joking so I took my wet cock and swiveled my hips and jimi whipped the bitch, leaving my fat, twelve inch approval to get the fuck out of my house on her face.
by Demetri February 19, 2004
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Foreign whip

Foreign whip. Whipping in the foreign. Post Malone lyrycs. Driving fast in an expensive car.
by Lempty June 23, 2018
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Whip Game

Being able to whip(fishtail) your vehicle around corners nicely
That Crown Vic has massive whip game
by michaelmihalov February 4, 2009
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