empty vagina syndrome (E.V.S)

This occurs when women break up with their long term boyfriends. EVS becomes active in women about a week or less after a break up of a long term sexually active relationship. this can be beneficial to men looking to have intercourse with said woman/chick. this operates much like a "rebound". EVS also has many varyations, including: virgin evs (VEVS)~ when a girl wants to have sex really badly because she is a virgin. situational evs (SEVS)~ when a girl wants you cock because of the fact you are "playing hard to get". and cyclical evs (CEVS)~ when a girl has broken up and the original case of EVS has already run its course, this usually doesnt occur until about a year after not having sex and when the initial EVS is done.

empty vagina syndrome (E.V.S)- dude she just broke up with her bf...shes going to have evs in a few days.

VEVS- dude she is a virgin, she wants it so bad.

SEVS- dude i didn't talk to my gf for like a week, im giving her some SEVS.

CEVS- dude she had a bf like a year ago and hasnt had sex or a bf in so long, she wants it bad now.

by chevyman24 June 19, 2010

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vaginal colloquialism

A phrase to describe the vast number of names for the key part of the female anatomy coined by both men and women. Television shows like Oprah and Sex in the City seem to have given rise to terms such as:

Kitty
Punani
Vajayjay
Cooter
Cha Cha
Honey pot
Coochie
Muff
Hoo ha
Beaver
Box
Bits and pieces
Yum yum
Poon
Lady business
Goodies
Na na
Lala
Cho cho

Pussy
Treasure Chest

Whenever men or women are uncomfortable with the conversation or the topic in general, they typically resort to using a vaginal colloquialism to describe the parts in question.

"Baby I am needing you in a bad way, any chance I can get a brief visit with the honey pot this morning."

"No honey pot for you honey, my vajajay is in lockdown this morning"

by damndiver January 21, 2010

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Vagina Rhino

A sex move where you have your girlfriend stand across the room naked facing you and you rush at her with a full fledged boner and try to "hit the spot" you may or may not try to impersonate an actual rhino by making rhino noises.

Brendizzle:dude what did you do yesterday?

J-Money:man your not going to belive it... I Vagina Rhinoed my girl

Brendizzle: dude your the man

J-Money: yeah I know

by Sheki-Joe (J-Money) October 28, 2008

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