Alaskan table spoon

it is a chum fuck with your shipmate in the middle of Aleutians islands, and throwing your partner overboard.

I threw up my scrambled eggs. The next morning after I "Alaskan table spoon" my best mate.

by gunner1467 November 3, 2011

dripping off the table

defined from the word "Bar's Turd" (see bastard) it is the act where the Bar's Turd would be placed on a table and, in the hot day, would drip everywhere. The person who places the turd there is refered to as "dripping off the table"

person 1:- omg, you hit me, you are so DOTT(dripping off the table)

by elloll October 23, 2008

Hold The Table

When a girl is making sure to hold on to her man. It's what she says when another woman tries to come in between them. "Hold The Table" no other woman planing on my turf.

If she looks at him one more time, I will go tell her to go away that I hold the table. She needs to move on; this table be taken!!

by Table Girl September 4, 2017

tabletop

a women who has small boobs (flat)

1st person: dam shes a butter face (LOOK UP BUTTER FACE)
2st:hell nah she cant be becuz shes a tabletop

by abbyisnobuttaface January 14, 2008

Table

not a noun but an adjective

used to describe something that is particularly cool and brilliant

"Hey your new mobile phone is so table, dude!"

"SPIN 1038'S Breakfast Xpress with Joe and Keith is the most table radio show in Dublin Ireland, man!"

by Aideen SPIN 1038 August 30, 2007

n. tabletop

A perpetrator of Ultimate Sad Acts.
An Ultimate Sad Act or USA (yes, I note the satiric possibilities of this happy acronymic accident) qualifies as an insignificant sycophantic deed committed in the hope of endearing oneself to another person

"Kerry is being a true tabletop: she's thinking of buying a new kettle despite the fact that this one works perfectly well merely because Joe doesn't like the colour"

by satania April 11, 2005

row 2 table 1

The Russian couple of doom sit in this table. Steve cant speak english and anna has to translate for him. Steve got his legs blown off in the viet war. And anna was an interpreter but when steve met anna steve thought that it wasn't fair that she had legs so he blew them off with puke.
Steve and Jon are war heroes and friends.

Anna: "I'll have two cookies and some peaches and.. Steve what do you want for desert?"

Steve: "GASBLEKLRJLDKFJDSl" (Vomits on Self)

Anna: "Steve will have maple walnut icecream with 3 wafers"

by Dick Van Dyke April 20, 2005