blue turkey

ther is no fucking definition retard

your a stupid blue turkey dumb ass

by kpasa jewass May 2, 2011

turkey

an UNATTRACTIVE GIRL..straight up UGLY and NASTY

Joe - yo I'm sorry I couldn't come to that party last night. I miss out?
Bob - Nahh .. you didn't. It's koo cuz' they was all turkeys anyway.

by Anonymous July 1, 2003

turkey ball

A large turkey-neck-looking device that is spun round in multiple rotations and then let go directed at an offender. They are usually made from some sort of hard object tied into old pantyhose and are recommended for use in attempting to slap your little brother with for being obese.

"ah stop being fat or i'll slap ya with my turkey ball!"

by umbie March 21, 2004

Turkey-hell

Popular synonym for "fuck that" amongst stoners in the American South. Variattions could also be "turkey-fuck", "turkey-piss" or "turkey-shit".

Stoner #1: Dude, could you please go get me a big fuckin' glass of tea?

Stoner #2 Turkey-hell! Get it yourself!

by jshrubz August 4, 2008

turkey bake

When you're having sex with a girl. You dip your finger in meth and put it in her ass, that way she never wants to stop having sex.

Yo man you remember that one girl

Yeah, why?

I turkey baked her!

by jcsoloman5000 May 4, 2010

Free Turkey Dinner

A bargining chip used to pawn off unsuspecting customers

I'll give you two turkey dinners if you ring Ambrose O'Sullivan

by Herself July 22, 2004

butt turkey

A random insult or exclamation used when something happens that just bursts your bubble or makes your blood boil.

When you play Pokemon and you use Vulpix and your enemy sends out Marill and it uses water gun and you're like "OH YOU FUCKING BUTT TURKEY!!! ><'" It really gets on your nerves.

by omg_i_luv_2_eet_monkey_shit November 5, 2006