smurf turf

Noun. Blue pubes.

Every girl named Ashley has smurf turf.

by Joey Orgler 5 September 5, 2013

Sapphic Turner

A sapphic turner is a sapphic has has so much power that they are able to turn anyone into a sapphic.

An example of a sapphic turner is: Chloe Moriondo

Pluto: omg did you know that chloe moriondo is a sapphic turner ?
June: Yeah ! they turned me into a sapphic.
Pluto: NO WAY SHE TURNED ME INTO A SAPPHIC TOO !!

by NeoAkaPluto December 8, 2020

community towel turner

someone who does the junk under the smellpipe in my lawn. weird.

hey that community towel turner is pretty cute. i'd let him soil my linen. "gee, thanks"

by homowner12 February 9, 2009

No U-Turn

Used after saying something, meaning no going back, straight foward.

Even though I love my ex-boyfriend, he wanted to get back with me, after I caught him cheating! So im straight No U-turn.

by 2DotDee July 9, 2011

turned

1. a defineition to discribe when a vampire changes a mortal into a vampire.
2. When a holy/shaman man displays his unflinching faith in the face of evil and that evil is repelled.

1. When I become a god all mortals in my path will be intantly turned.

2. As the malevolent spirits approached their last refuge form the turmoil he was able to turn them away.

by Tyrumble July 2, 2006

turfucken

A perverted and rare sex act where a girl reaches in to her vagina while a man already has his penis inserted and gives him a handjob. Similar to the cunt jackula and rarely seen outside of mexican bordellos or with very enthusiastic porn stars. This act requires that the womans vagina be very dilated and her fingernails be cut fairly short.

James knew that Susan was a bit of a whore but he never expected her to try and fist herself while he was fucking her. He was even more surprised when she started to give him a handjob when he was already balls deep. She called it a turfucken and claimed she had invented it. He would later update his facebook letting everyone know how much he enjoyed it, and that he also passed all his finals so could finally graduate. Too bad he now had $80,000 in debt and no job prospects in this economy.

by Agutuk March 6, 2009

Turnip

Becoming high on marijuana or "turning up". Using illegal drugs to drift off into space and go to the moon. The user will be laughing a lot and making no sense.

"We ate the turnips."
"Thank the lord for turnip farmers."
"Lets go smoke some turnips."

by TheJalen July 18, 2013