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wounded tuna

When a girl is on her period! Anyone that offshore fishes knows when you catch a tuna and you gaff it, it bleeds like a son of a bitch. So stay clear if your not ready for the mess
Him: I want fuck you so bad! Her: I can't, I have the wounded tuna right now
by jsurf October 28, 2019
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Hairy Tuna

A girls vagina that is very hairy ,unshaven. Also she has a dirty snatch that smells fishy.
Wow that girl I was with last night had a serious case of( hairy tuna).
by Boots and puss May 27, 2016
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Tuna salad

The act of pouring a can of tuna onto a womans private area and proceeding to ejaculate on her and mix it together and eat it
I made tuna salad with my girlfriend last night she loved it
by Squirrel69 August 17, 2019
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Tuna

Tuna is the hottest person ever and she cooks the best fish.
Ayo that‘s the hot fish-cooker Tuna
by RickSanzes November 21, 2021
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Tasty tuna

A nasty girl who acts fake and smells like dead fish. Will normally be the type of girl to sleep with her brother, your brother, or any guy you find important.
Damn that Hailliee is such a tasty tuna, my brother fell for that stinky bitch.
by Katie Courtmin May 6, 2018
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Tuna power

A rare power help by only the filthiest of them all. Tuna power. Can be activated and deactivated when necassery. Make sure you remember to turn it off in the following circumstances:

When meeting hot dick

When at a job interview

Feel free to charge up your tuna power when near the coast.

Can be easily activated by violently opening your legs and saying 'tuna power, activate.'

Can be easily activated by doing the opposite.
Yo look at that hot dick

Megan 'tuna power deactivate'
Izzy 'tuna power deactivate'

Megan 'sorted?'
Izzy 'sorted.'

(Based on real events)
by Sophie lambert September 11, 2016
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Tuna Truffle

Plural ; Gay women who scissoring each other . Rubbing their clams on each other .
My girl friend wanted to do the Tuna Truffle with my lesbian best friend .
by Jack Blacksonvile December 5, 2023
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