go stand under a tree

commonly used when its raining and someones getting on your nerves you tell them go stand under a tree

BOB-(being annoying)

CHRIS-hey dude why dont you just go stand under a tree

by YOU DONT KNOW ME:) March 26, 2010

tree trunk

fat ass blunt

Damn can i even fit that tree trunk in my mouth?

by Mattitude and mikeaholic May 3, 2003

jamaican palm tree slam

female jumps off a palm tree onto the penis of a man

can u perform a jamaican palm tree slam on me please?

by Mr. Mercy August 6, 2011

out of your tree

1. Pissed as a fucking cunt.
2. Crazy, mental, weird.

1. "You were so outta yo' tree last night that yo' waz starting fights and shit."
2. "Man your'e outta yo' tree, get off tha fucking goey mate."

by Diego September 11, 2003

tree fity

what the chinese man who owns the food truck asks for when you want a cheese quesadilla

One chee quesadilla thats tree fity

by beejabeeja December 1, 2006

Christmas Tree

When a girl is standing up and the guy gets on her shoulders and she starts giving him a blow job, and the guys arms are raised and his hands are in the shape of a diamond (representing the star on top of the christmas tree)

dude i totally got christmas treed last night.

by coheed92 October 18, 2010

Gay as a Christmas Tree

Referring to buying a live christmas tree, and how it looks perfect before you get it home and find out it's bent or leaning in one direction or another. You can never find a perfectly straight christmas tree.

Bill - Wow, he is gay as a christmas tree!

Bob - what?...
Bill - well, have you ever found a straight christmas tree?

by tap'n,it June 19, 2010