Toasted Tomato

When you do anal and give an anal dick rash

I stuck my dick in her bum and have her a toasted tomato.

by SmokingJesus101 September 3, 2016

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When doing anal and one obtains a toasted tomato (anal rash)

I was doing anal with my girlfriend last night and accidently gave her a toasted tomato.

by GangbangGrandma August 29, 2016

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Toasted Bread

When a white trash person listens to rap, acts black and very ghetto.

Me: Hey why is Josh always with daquan?

Friend: Oh man he's just a toasted bread

by SomeDudeYouKnow July 17, 2016

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Is when someone is burnt, or roasted* (see roasted), but to a whole new level. Can also be used as "toastednroasted".
Also used as an instruction (verb)**. Is NOT used as a slang/weirdo cooking reference***.

* 1: "...and that is why he licks the rim of the bowl, heh!"

2: "Aw man! Yous just got toastednroasted"

** 1: "That guy has it coming for him, toastnroast him!"

*** chef: "To prepare your bread for the topping, you set your oven to 160 degrees and lightly toastnroast the bread for 8 minutes or until lightly browned."

by thegravyman May 30, 2016

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The anatomy of a toaster in which you want to have sex with it. Once you finally identify yourself as a wet hot toaster. Have fun kids ;) gotta blast.

The toastrology of that wet hot ass sexy ass gorgeous ass toaster is some hot shit mate. Gotta blast!

by Fatassgottablast May 25, 2016

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