San Diego thank you

To kiss someone while there taking a shit.

My wife left for work while I was taking my morning duce. So she had to give me the old San Diego thank you.

by chubby chaser 69 April 18, 2010

thanks koesters

Classic interjection expressing your dismay at an epic failure, whether caused by you or caused by others.

I just dropped that expensive vase. Thanks koesters.

I can't believe you just wrecked my car. Thanks koesters.

by Pollster March 4, 2009

Thank

Slang or short form of "thanks" or "thank you". Used in memes or often in a joking manner. Orginated by "jj" it spread from Tumblr and into informal conversations. The common reply would be welc

"I like your hat"
"Thank"

by JJstyle August 9, 2017

thanksgiving diet

a miracle cure to the weight you gain from gorging yourself on ridiculous amounts of food. all you do is drink the grease from the pans, drink the leftover gravy, and then go to taco bell and eat burritoes all day. the next day, all of your thanksgiving weight will be in the toilet. amazing!!!!

after using the thanksgiving diet, even on days other than thanksgiving, i lost 484307 pounds!!!! whooooo!!!!

by arch king 89 November 28, 2005

okay thank you goodbye

what you say when you want to say kthxbye but you don't want to be trendy

mike: kthxbi
me: kthxbi
emily: i hate kthxbi. it's soo trendy
mike: i use it a lot
emily: i know.
emily: alright i gtg. okay thank you goodbye
mike: what the fuck.
andy: GUYS!! STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!

by snootch87 March 7, 2005

Thinking gloves

When a thought comes to you during masterbation

Bob: hey joe thats a cool project, how did u think of that?

Joe: oh I just put my thinking gloves on last night:P

by T-shake October 18, 2009

thinking with two heads

when a guy does an action by using the head where his brain is located and the head where his penis is located. A guy does this action so that it would probably increase his progress of further getting laid or just does an action and gets made fun of.

Person A- Jim!! Open the door for the girls behind you.
Person B- Tom! No thanks I have better things to do.
Person A- Its called chivalry... you could learn something thats how I get laid
Person B- Nope, its called thinking with two heads...and thats what you could learn
Person A- (silent)

by darthmaul.92 April 28, 2011