Literally, what else can I say? If Rose hadn't been such a self-centered door hog, our magnificently magnificent Jack would've lived, and he and Rose would've lived a white and vilified happily ever after with five babies, uber staged holiday photos, a collection of Bob Marley CDs to put a cultural spin on themselves, pantries full of quinoa and flavored yogurt, over complicated Starbucks orders, and of course- sex every Saturday. They probably would've hired a ghostwriter to write a mediocre picture book about their story because it's just.so.swoon worthy. Am I right? Rose, look at the opportunities you missed out on! because you're such a door whore.
by dysfunctional_ravenclaw June 8, 2017
Get the door hogmug. by anonymous March 3, 2021
Get the River hogmug. A group of grown men who need to wee-wee-wee- back home and shelve the jellies to preserve a little longer.
by The MOMMA PIGS October 29, 2009
Get the Hog Jammug. A person who enjoys the act of rubbing other people’s johns (commonly known as penises) for the single purpose of mischief.
by RealBallClapper May 16, 2025
Get the Hog Rubbermug. usually referred to as "Georgia Swant", these are point guards who rarely pass the ball. When they do however it is usually for their own benefit (getting the ball back after a cut or screen)
Did you see that game this weekend?
Yeah they have a major point hog problem, their coach should fix that.
Yeah they have a major point hog problem, their coach should fix that.
by sweetfarts July 30, 2016
Get the point hogmug. When someone hogs all the coffee not long after a new pot was brewed,thus being a caffeniation hog. Caf hog for short.
person 1:"What happened to all the coffee?"
person 2:"Greg showed up with his travel mug and filled it up
person 1:"What a caf hog"
person 2:"Really. He doesn't even have a job, he's not traveling anywhere."
person 2:"Greg showed up with his travel mug and filled it up
person 1:"What a caf hog"
person 2:"Really. He doesn't even have a job, he's not traveling anywhere."
by burt reynold's mustache. June 23, 2007
Get the caf hogmug. 