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gooning

A way of pleasing/masturbating to yourself
Me and my buddy zachary horgan were gooning to eachother all last night
by anonymous January 31, 2025
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Power Gooning

1. When you be gooning, and you start jorking your peanits for REAL REAL!

2. You tape a reciprocating saw to your penis, and turn it on to start the Power Gooning session.
"Yo, when did you start Power Gooning?"

"JIm, I haven't seen my family in 5 days, I've been on that hot streak thanks to twitter.com."
by Power Gooner 5090TI February 1, 2025
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goon day

ts icl pmo, im gonna friggin goon day yo, ts gooning pmo
by NxioiiNxio February 1, 2025
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Goon Day

on February 4th 2025 ts icl pmo gooning day pmo and happens with a friggin packet yo!
yo this was actually smart i knew this was happening, ts (its) goon day
by NxioiiNxio February 1, 2025
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Ethical Gooning

Ethical gooning is a form of gooning where the individual only consumes porn and other forms of NSFW media in a way where:

1. All characters are canonically (or clearly by their depiction) 18+.

2. They know, understand, and like the character beyond their mere sexual appeal.

3. They do their best to credit artists and other creators if they edit or repurpose their work.

Overall, the ethical gooner cares for and derives pleasure from other things beyond mere objectification or blind consumption of porn and NSFW media.

This is to especially juxtapose themselves to forms of gooning, where individuals that generate ignorance and mindsets that sexualize and objectify everything due to their blind consumption.
Person 1: I like Yor Foger because she's a cool character with an amazing character in SpyXFamily while being hot as fuck. You only like her for the later. We are not the same.

Person 2: Aren't all are you crusty gooners the same?

Person 1: No, I engage in ethical gooning unlike others.
by Jack Yoth February 2, 2025
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Tuan Phouc Dinh Huu Gooning

When a Vietnamese man is stroke their dick so hard, that his eyelids flutter.
Many Vietnamese men are doing the Tuan Phouc Dinh Huu Gooning. It is when you goon and do it so long and so hard that your eyelids flutter very hard. Then you are cumming and keep foreskin closed, so that it doesnt count as ejaculation.
by Jonas187 February 2, 2025
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Tuan on Ahn Goon

When a vietnamese boy named Tuan goons on a vietnamese girl named Ahn.
Last night i saw vietnamese do a Tuan on Ahn Goon!

Definition: He opened a drawer and put his dick inside -> then smashed the drawer against his penis while he watched a vietnamese girl.
by Dudldamm February 2, 2025
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