long bone

When you are stretched out horizontally to the max.

Look at that cat! He is a long bone!

by Kpaine September 23, 2016

Dead As Bones

When someone is completely deader than dead. Not like you're dead dead, but like you're DEAD DEAD. No respawn, but dead, straight DEAD like a bag of bones.

Joel got booty tickled so damn hard, he dead as bones my fellow n word.

by Un Poco March 27, 2019

Bone Machine

A really hot guy

"Look at that bone machine over there..."

by softkitty_2013 May 15, 2016

boogie boneing

Another term for sex on the beach.

Did you hear about the date Elissa and Jesse went on last night? They totally ended it by boogie boneing!

by dbix730 June 6, 2009

bone babe

Women who carry the University of Minnesota Marching Band on their shoulders. The most beautiful, talented and funny members of the band.

The bone babes performed so well at halftime; the whole band bowed and worshiped them.

by averagejulia007 March 16, 2011

felonious bone

A raging hard-on of such magnitude that one is willing to risk incarceration in order to allow it to fulfill its destiny. A felonious bone is most often brought on by high school girls.

Mall Security Guard #1: Dude, I have to quit working at the mall.
Mall Security Guard #2: Why man?
Mall security Guard #1: That little bitch at Baskin Robbins makes my balls so tight.
Mall Security Guard #2: I hear ya man. I saw her in the parking lot last night and got such a Felonious Bone that I had to punch myself in the nuts to regain control.
Mall security Guard #1: Ouch!

by moosec May 5, 2009

Off the bone

Adj. When something is crazy and a bit wild, normally referring to a good thing.

"Dude did you go to that party last night?"

"Yeah man, it was off the bone!"

by Good Vibrations September 14, 2009