Bloop Poop

When an individual smokes a combination of marijuana and tobacco from a bong and immediately after senses the need to poop due to the gastronomical effects of smoking tobacco

Bill: yo I just ripped a fat domer and now I feels bloop poop coming.... dammit

by ADudeWhoKnowsAboutTheseThings June 6, 2016

Dueling poop

Dueling poop is when two people are competitively dropping duces simultaneously. There could be a multitude of factors that rate the quality of one's excrement to determine the winner of the duel.

Keith and Harmony were excited to see multiple stalls in a nongendered bathroom. They were finally able to achieve their dreams of dueling poops.

by KD Dirt August 5, 2020

Poop pimento

Poop pimento, is the poop lodged in the head of your dick after butt fucking someone dirty. In the shit tube.

That sick fucker i slept with last night , left me with a poop pimento, which she offered to suck out.

by Bada bing sfv October 6, 2019

Poop Tea

The remedy needed to unload the holiday logs(s). A speacial tea designed to clean out your pipes.

Greg: "Darce, you should seen the size of the load that come out of me!"
Darce: "Wow, are you ok?"
Greg: "Yea, it was a simple 5 flusher. Poop Tea everytime!"
Darce: "Gotta get me some..."

by DarbyCrash December 29, 2011

Poop proposal

When you propose to someone by shitting in your hand and if they say yes then you smear it on their hand instead of a ring

Jennifer: Did you hear that Bill is marrying his girlfriend? It was so cute!
Bill: It was a poop proposal.
Jennifer: EWW!

by Fake Bucket December 20, 2019

Squishy poop

poop that squishes when you squish it.

ah man that is squishy poop on my leg!

by Baring bot bop March 1, 2019

business poop

A business poop is a public standing poop made in extreme haste. Often made while waiting inline for the tube or a Costa coffee, partitioners simply lower the top half of the pants to below the waist and poop. Special care must be taken to apply enough bowl pressure to excrete the faeces a sufficient distance from the body. Regular business poopers may evolve a large air sack in their lower intestine capable of inflating and releasing pressure at will. Hernias are not uncommon.

Tom is a business man, who only has time for business poops

by Thomas Kielbasa May 30, 2017