Paul McCartney

A member of The Beatles. Very cute ;-). My friend is totally in love with him, but I'm not...

James Paul McCartney, actually.

by Princess Lovely-As-A-Jaybird July 1, 2005

pauls valley

a place where there is sex in the halls and you are on your own for protection (sexually and emotionally). seriously a scary fucking school, my college roommate is from there and she is a CRAZY ASS BITCH! she smokes weed all the damn time and shoots up meth when she thinks I'm sleeping!! Im scared no lie....

man i knew this chick that went to pauls valley and she was a PROSTITUTE!

by lexluther12 September 22, 2011

Positive Paul

Someone who always looks on the bright side of things and who always sees the good in EVERYTHING!

Paul & Jeremiah are walking down the street when three guys pop out and start fucking them up the ass and shoving their cocks down their throats.

Jeremiah: AHH! OMFG! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
Positive Paul: Oh calm down Jeremiah! This isn't that bad!
Gangbanger: Oh yeah! FUCK YEAH! You suck cock often?
Jeremiah: How the FUCK is the NOT BAD! I'M GETTING FUCKING GANGBANGED UP MY FUCKING ASSHOLE YOU STUPID SHIT!
Positive Paul: Well, I've always wondered if I was gay or not. Now I know I AM!


Paul goes to the doctor for a checkup

Doctor: It's syphilis.
Positive Paul: Oh, it's okay.
Doctor: What do you mean it's okay? YOu have a fucking STD you stupid fuck!
Positive Paul: Well, that threesome with those 2 crazy fucking chicks made it worth it!

by Snurner101 December 20, 2008

logan paul

pussy.faggot.cunt.
someone who likes to record dead people❤️❤️

woah look at Logan Paul get dropped by KSI

by Littlewettyflannel July 7, 2020

Jake Paul

A youtuber who is a faggot

Omg jake paul is legit cancer

by iiiGetRekt November 10, 2017

Paul McCartney

One sexy musician whose music changed the world.

God incarnate.

Paul McCartney is like God personified

by clever-clogs July 7, 2009

Jake Paul

An ex-Disney star who uses click bait for views and fakes his marriage to become relevant. Cheated on Alissa violet and took an L with Erika costell. Famous for his song "it's everyday bro" where him and his "friends" claim that England is their city whilst Tessa brooks tries to sing and dance but fails physically and emotionally as usual. Team 10 suck his ass so they don't lose there contract

"Hey did you hear sam cheated on his wife"
"Yeah he totally did a jake paul"

"He took a major L"

by Team10istrash October 7, 2017