Brain Painting

The results of a Firearm being stuck in your mouth, and having the trigger depressed.

Steve:"Did you hear that Phil killed himself by Butt Chugging bleach?"
Johnny:"Nahh dude, he shot himself. Left a nice Brain Painting."

by Shreddie Wap January 25, 2017

paint

A type of coloring

I just painted today

by bruhitslenut February 6, 2017

painting the peach

A sex act which involves the male pulling his penis out of the vagina and cumming on the outside. The male then uses his penis to spread the sperm all over her ass, almost like painting a canvas.

I didn’t want to get her pregnant, so I pulled out and started painting the peach”

by tcnt20 December 14, 2019

painting the porch

The act of making out in your girlfriends bed instead of painting her mothers porch

Wanna go finish painting the porch?

by spazzyjazzy10102 January 2, 2020

Back in the painting

To be "Back in the painting" means falling back in your old habits. If you we're a portrait this act would be portayed.
Also used for more short sighted terms like when there is a bowl of candy on the table and you exclaim, i'll have no more and then two minutes later you are – indeed – back in the painting

I'll have no more candy now. (moments later the person eats more)
I'm/she/he is now "back in the painting"

by Usmanov January 3, 2020

painted my squirrel

To identify problems, issues, and challenges in your life or business.

I painted my squirrel, got my shit in order and grew my revenue by 20 percent.

by Mainemom February 4, 2020

Painting a ukulele

The act of punching the girl in the face and drawing a ukulele on her ass, and then procede to play it with your dick

Bro, i went over to my girlfriends house yesterday and painted a ukulele. it was great. Painting a ukulele is great.

by NuggetSenpai March 27, 2020