Jerry the Fish

Is an amazing goldfish that people tend talk about for some odd reason. Jerry the Fish s sometimes pronounced Jerry the Fesh. Jerry the Fesh is better than most people and other animals. If you have a pet named Jerry the Fish people might scream "Fesh!" at you. Jerry the Fish is mysterious and has killed other Goldfish. Jerry the Fish does not need people to feed him to live. Jerry the Fish is the best fesh.

Guy 1: I have a pet named Jerry the Fish!

Guy 2: Fesh!

by Epslion April 20, 2018

Scissor Fishing

Two parapalegic lesbians attempting the sexual art form of scissoring. Considering the feeling in their legs are completely gone, both pairs of flailing legs will appear to mimic a fish flopping it's way back to the nearest water source.

After meeting her briefly at the Special Olympics, we felt comfortable enough to head back to my apartment for some scissor fishing.

by Blame The Clown May 7, 2018

weird fish

someone who does entirely moronic things, but means well

Yah, so this guy i'm no longer seeing sends me flowers for valentine's day.. he's such a weird fish

by weepeas February 14, 2017

fucking fish

Word for a gambler in poker who chases to the river card to win the hand.

"The fucking fish rivered to hit a flush!"

by JaxiTy February 26, 2017

Bean-Fish

When you way too zooked to speak English.

Yo phamala, why you gotta be such a bean-fish?

by Hunk5 June 17, 2016

johobo fish

A very rare fish that likes rolling around on the ocean floor. Is a very smart fish that can be easily underestimated, it is quiet at first but turns out to be a strange fish once you get to know them. If you ever come across a Johobo Fish be sure to run!

Damn is that a Johobo Fish

by Bro can you not June 13, 2016

Sport fishing

Intentionally abusing or fucking with someone or a group of people just to have fun.

"Let's do a little sport fishing with my brothers friends, they've been asking for it tonight .

by Tom the Bike Man. June 11, 2016