Turkish Cock Fight

When two men settle an argument by fighting using only their penis

Dave: The earth is round!
Joe: The earth is flat!
Dave: I challenge you to a Turkish Cock Fight!

by Harry Wrinkles March 10, 2017

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i dont fight

That’s the shooter speaking

Derek: You got an issue bud *bucks up*
Jordan: I dont fight . *proceeds to pull out the 9*

by MrAirItOut December 4, 2022

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midnight organ fight

The act of having sex, battling with your sex organs

So my girlfriend challenged me to a midnight organ fight... I came on top.

by TheReal2:23 August 11, 2017

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Fight n Fuck

You fight her/him then fuck the brains out of them

She was playing around so i had to go over there and fight n fuck her

by Bmoney1070 June 14, 2018

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Waffle House Fight

A fight that breaks out in a Waffle House, usually as a useless disagreement or mix up.

That guy forgot my syrup! I’m gonna start a Waffle House fight.

by Bread man July 14, 2018

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The alpha male that will almost whoop anyone's ass. This man will not have one but many stories of how he almost fought someone, almost made it home drunk, or almost did something totally out of retrospect. He will always have a big story and follow up with something like "I almost whipped this dude's ass but....." Normally the rest of his story is explaining why he's not a pussy but could go on for a while. This man will be crowned as the almost fight champion of the world.

Bernice: Ethan is literally the almost fight champion of the world. All he does is share stories of how he almost did something. Listen

Ethan: dude I almost had to fight this dude because he said Coors light is for men who listen to Nickleback. I swear I would of stuck that mother fucker.

by Bigbrachcock11 October 4, 2018

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