monkey grooming

The act of 2 bearded co workers picking crumbs from each others beards and/or shoulder or back hair.

Philip and Roger were in the breakroom monkey grooming each other. How does one lose control of their cracker crumbs.

by Goshma Ballsich November 15, 2013

Tarp Monkey

Creepy guy usually found in parents dark basement surfing porn sites because that’s as close as he’ll ever get.
Tarp under computer chair to catch body fluids.

Check that douche by the bar, probably a tarp monkey.

by rockkid June 27, 2011

freezer monkey

Derogatory term for residents of Alaska.

I knew the McCain/Palin campaign was doomed to failure because nobody would want a freezer monkey in the White House.

by Balke2 July 02, 2014

monkey chain

An extended or enlarged clitorus.

Dude, you should have seen the size of Becky's monkey chain, it was huge!

by Suh_connor March 10, 2016

southern monkey

An alcoholic beverage containing Southern Comfort, 99 Bananas, and Orange juice. Created by a married couple in Elkhart Indiana

Man I went to my brothers party and drank some of his wifes invention called southern monkey, it was so good!

by M.C. Mickey Gee December 13, 2013

monkey strat

When your team is acting like a bunch of monkeys looking for a missing banana. Not using any brain, resorting to primal instinct, E.g Throwing the match like a bunch of fucking monkeys.

Bro, these fucking monkey strats are so annoying. Its like were literally at the zoo.

by Cptbetty March 01, 2018

Monkey junkin

When a friend of yours hangs brain at a party or gathering

Dude! Hes Monkey Junkin!

by mrsukurdinkis June 27, 2018