German Math Teacher

a german math teacher is a math teacher that can't properly speak your language, she is constatly preaching about useless stuff in class that you don't need for tests, her name is often Christianne or Miller.

Hey, you learned anything from class? nah my teacher is a german math teacher

by Claes my pet into dick brotah March 1, 2017

Teachers

force kids to listen to the demon that thrives of the depression on the young ones.
and will say "i don't know can you?" after you ask if you can go to the bathroom

Teachers will suck the happiness out of your soul to earn minimum wage

by Rforese October 16, 2019

Favourite Teacher

Mrs. Apostolou.

Mrs. Apostolou is everyone's favourite teacher.

by Megisaduck February 10, 2020

the fab teacher

Gay meme guru

Gay 1: you have to watch the fab teacher videos on facebook
Gay 2: we been knew sis *sips tea*

by ImThatBitch96 September 15, 2018

teacher

a person who you are forced to listen to as you wait in a jail cell with your friends scattered around you. sometimes they are cool but make sure too remember, they are not your friends, they are your captor.

*wakes up* NO IT IS TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL. I HAVE ____________ AS A TEACHER. NOOOOOOO

by B0btheBUILDER December 7, 2021

Math Teacher

A subterranean beast that resembles an old woman. They can be found in sewers, abandoned subway systems, and other dark, wet places. They hibernate every 20 years, then come out of their lair and apply for a job at the local middle or high school. These creatures love watching children suffer, and will regularly steal or "confiscate" the belongings of their students. Math teachers also have the unique ability to warp time and space, making their class period last longer than the others. Every couple of years a child will go missing at school and then a few months later they'll find the body in the sewer. There is still some speculation, but theorists suggest this was the teachers fault.

"The math teacher has given me enough homework to last me until retirement!"

by larrybobjoe January 5, 2022

That Vegan Teacher

Everyone who has critical thinking skills (including normal vegans who leave people alone) hates her. She's known for being a hypocrite and abusing/neglecting her poor dog who's clearly depressed because she feeds her dog kibble that's devoid of protein, so the dog is slowly dying. That Vegan Teacher tries to shove veganism down everyone's throats. She should be banned from all social media platforms so she can leave everyone alone.

We should ban That Vegan Teacher from all public spaces, social media, and from having pets.

by Failurebitch February 21, 2025