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wet tax

The act of giving oral sex in exchange for goods or services
My manager just imposed a strict wet tax on the entire company. I guess i'll be staying after hours :(
by ImTheTaxMan January 11, 2019
mugGet the wet taxmug.

tax bog

When an individual or a family struggles to pay income or property taxes in such a way that they question the value of the services those taxes fund.
"I just got back my income tax return and I'm in a total tax bog. After I pay my property tax I might have enough left to buy a burger and a beer."

"My property taxes just went up what the hell do we need a street light for?"
"Whoa man, you got in a fender bender their last summer. You have to get out of this tax bog."
by warrenmt March 27, 2011
mugGet the tax bogmug.

fanum tax rizz

Fanum Tax Rizz is the action of taking ones food, Fanum Tax being a source of tax that is related to food and having to pay a tax when ever you have food present

The "Rizz" in Fanum Tax is good looks when you are taxing an individual, the rizz is there to assist one when taxing somebody and improves the haul you get from them.
1. Oh my god! That man has fanum tax rizz!

2. I have fanum tax rizz.
by skibidi07 June 5, 2024
mugGet the fanum tax rizzmug.

The Lemon Tax

I just bought a bird but he stole it call it the lemon tax!!!!
by Goonboy10126 December 13, 2023
mugGet the The Lemon Taxmug.

hexcise tax

Da tariff dat you hadda pay da town government of colonial Salem, Massachusetts to keep dem from having da local witches put a curse on you.
Perhaps if they had simply abolished da hexcise tax in Salem, Massachusetts, the witch-trials would never have happened.
by QuacksO October 4, 2019
mugGet the hexcise taxmug.

Skibidi Ohio Fanum Tax

When a sigma gigachad rizzes up and smashes a beta with a level 1,000 gyatt without ending his mewing streak.
“Yo, I just skibidi ohio fanum taxed a baddie while gooning to CaseOh!” Billy said to Johnny. “Wow! You’re such an alpha! I wish I could edge like you!” Johnny replied.
by Ohio rizzler May 3, 2024
mugGet the Skibidi Ohio Fanum Taxmug.

taxed back

1. Worn out or in a state of disrepair.
2. An adjective used to describe someone who looks like a piece of worn out crap.
1. My converse are so taxed back I need a new pair.
2. Damn, Brittany Spears looks taxed back in that photo.
by baby hal June 10, 2005
mugGet the taxed backmug.

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