testicle festival

See "Pickle Party" - Too many guys...not enough sluts...therefore Pickle Party

ooooohhhh..i went to the 10th Reunion of Bros! Total Pickle Party, they were still pumping semen from that gay cunts stomach! ooooohhhh...

by Robert J. Melrose June 10, 2003

tactical spoon

The spoon that comes in an MRE. Used for assisting a healthy dump in the field.

Wow, I just took a shit and I wouldn't have made it were it not for the 'tactical spoon' I brought with me.

by ninja694evar March 5, 2007

tactical insertion

Getting laid by using a specific methodology for picking up chicks.

I performed a tactical insertion on Lissete's mom at Sandy's.

by ChekYur6 February 9, 2010

Urban Assault Tactic Sex

Rough sex thru a number of different satisfying ways. Including slapping in the face and choking, good old fashioned throw her in the wall and your gonna take it, hair pulling while saying "your sister was better" alternating penetration from ass to vagina, more choking the bitch out, and making the female do all the things she swore she wouldn't do. Note, a pro will maker her like it too.

I met a new girl who swore she would never do anal, but after a night of urban assault tactic sex, she fell in love with me. Urban assault tactic sex is my patent move.

by chazz michael michaels00 September 3, 2011

Tactical chunder

The process of forcibly making yourself sick in order to stop feeling ill, enabling you to continue as you were. Usually used during a night out involving copious amounts of alcohol but CAN be used when feeling too full from eating. Tactical chundering can be achieved by using implements such as ones own fingers or anything of a similar appearance.

I went out into the smoking area and decided to have a tactical chunder but after I was done, the security guard dragged me out and put me at the bus stop outside the club where I proceeded to chunder into my pocket. But the second lot of sick wasn't tactical.

OR

I felt so stuffed from the crumpets and huge roll I had that I considered tactical chunder but I was incorrectly informed that it would in fact be bulimia.

by Florank May 29, 2010

Bashfull Testicals

when a mans testicals never drop

since randy had been born with bashfull testicals he couldn't get gina pregnant

by machinamia January 1, 2010

testicballs

Nasty ass fucking hairy balls on a hot summer day. you know, all sweaty, and up your ass. great for squeezing and obtaining vinegar.

"That Kyle B. sure likes dem testicballs in his wolfpussy."

by Andrew Gofuckyoselfnigga November 25, 2007