Tail of Tears

When you go to wipe and after you let go your butthole pinches the toilet paper and dips into the water. Only to leave a tail splashing poop water all around your bathroom.

True story
I spun around and felt a cold smack on my buttcheek. I looked down in horror as i saw a trail of poop water thanks to my tail of tears.
by Dionysusaur June 22, 2021
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white tailed

white tailing refers to attempting to thumb a chick in the ass and her trying to get away so that your hand looks like that of a tail of a white tail deer.
so i was getting busy with this lady last night and she white tailed on me
by thedecorator May 04, 2011
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Kangaroo Tailed

When you get selected to join an instagram live video with your idol Ebanie Bridges and feel the need to introduce your penis to the world first.
Today I let a fan join my live instagram video and he kangaroo Tailed me the cunt.
by Kangaroo tailed November 18, 2021
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trophy tail

Showing off ur hook up to friends so they know she's human.
Damn dude, that girl is some trophy tail.
by Barwhore101 December 19, 2016
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tail pony

The alternate way if saying "pony tail" usually used in joking among friends that eventually stumbled across the backwards combo of words in conversation
Whoa.. Tail pony sounds WAY better than pony tail!
by Extremely Uninterested October 18, 2017
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brown tailed snowbunny

A brown tailed snowbunny is a white woman or girl who enjoys anal sex.
Guy 1: hey did you know home girl was a brown tailed snowbunny???
Guy 2: no i didn't imma have to go try that.
by pandalover1239834898488348093 December 20, 2012
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Twelve in the tail

Receiving anal (sex) from one who has a 12" or a very large penis
"She do anal?"
"Does she. MAN, SHE TAKE TWELVE IN THE TAIL!
by WNGSPAN April 02, 2019
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