table fish

When you are with a group of friends and you order a main entree of fish for the table as an appetizer.

Hey friends. I just ordered table fish for us. So relax and enjoy the friends.

by Friends of Fig August 6, 2023

fight the table

When someone is hitting the puck in air hockey so hard you don't get a chance to hit it back. Very annoying.

I was trying to play air hockey with tom, but he just wanted to fight the table instead, whatta jerk

by hms321 December 15, 2008

Riding the Table Saw

The most glorious act in all of middle school shop class. The weakest one is tied to the table saw by the strongest one, the smartest one turns on the saw, and the coolest one cranks the handle, spilling the blood in a way that makes my membranes quiver. The shop teacher finds this and begins to stab the children with a tool so diabolical, it must not be spoken of by name, lest the machinist in the basement hear the screams, and begin to mill the prototype.

Riding the table saw is the greatest achievement of the era, and is in practice throughout the galaxy.

by ellsworthtoohey January 20, 2018

Cloud-to-Table

The process that clean drinking water undergoes from the time that it rains and flows into the ocean, through our own bodies, as it's natural cycle.

We're doing a river clean-up festival with music, picnics, and pick-ups (litter); a whole Cloud-to-Table demonstration for Earth Day 2021 - can you please bring your guitar for a jam sesh during the festivities?

by mysticklemom April 17, 2021

table

A woman with no feminine qualities. An inanimate object, an it. Anything but a female.

There goes Karen! What a table.

by Imol'Gregg April 11, 2022

sex table

A table you have sex on

Girl: I wish I had a sex table
Guy: I have one. Wanna use it just me and u?
Girl: Of course I would!

by Anonymous-23 May 12, 2019

Sack on the table

term coined by commercial real estate brokers

to put ones ball sack on the table to convey

back up your bullshit

balls fully on the line

standing behind your word
reputation at stack

when i tell you they can close i put my F*cking sack on the table

by bigsackbilly November 13, 2019