A chimp. A foolish chimp, often mistaken for a helpless pervert. Often found near kindergartens. Sometimes even humps rugby posts in times of peak horniness.
Look at that Tom Larke! This one is particularly horny, look at the way he is holding that child!! Someone call the police!!
by YxngLee May 16, 2022
by claws long tail December 12, 2018
An update for the 21st Century based on old Cockney rhyming slang. See Guy Ritchies 'Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels'.
It rhymes with wank so can either be used to mean having a wank- or a Barclay's Bank in old Cockney rhyming slang. I'm just going for a quick Tom to relieve the stresses of the day.
Or it can mean something is not very good. As below
It rhymes with wank so can either be used to mean having a wank- or a Barclay's Bank in old Cockney rhyming slang. I'm just going for a quick Tom to relieve the stresses of the day.
Or it can mean something is not very good. As below
ME- 'Clarence did you see the Coldplay Concert last night?'
CLARENCE- 'Yeah, I did but it was a load of old Tom Hank from start to finish, basically as soon as the band started playing.'
CLARENCE- 'Yeah, I did but it was a load of old Tom Hank from start to finish, basically as soon as the band started playing.'
by Mr R Spandit January 23, 2019
"I can't understand why he won't come out of the closet- what a tom cruise"
by Lillylyd November 11, 2006
patriots teachers pet quarterback that lost in the biggest game of his life to a team much less skilled. the patriots were 12 point favorites. also see "piece of shit."
-dude the patriots are so gay
-i know tom brady is such a douche bag
-he has no personality and is boring to watch
-i know tom brady is such a douche bag
-he has no personality and is boring to watch
by cecil b February 17, 2008
by Blacksun666 July 01, 2010