slide n glide

When you have a gloriously smooth shit. So smooth in fact, that when one wipes, there is no evidence. To qualify, a deposit must be no less than 6 linear inches with a minimum 5 inch girth.

Man, I just had the best slide n glide I’ve ever had!

by Mr. Hankey May 3, 2022

Slip and Slide

A concept created by the legendary MattyH0506. This is a process involving a traffic cone, a lot of sunflower oil (has to be sunflower oil), and finally, a woman.

Guy 1: "Why are you stealing a traffic cone?"
Guy 2: "Me and Jessica are doing a Slip and Slide "
Guy 1 "Good luck! Hope you have lots of sunflower oil"

by KillHeiran June 20, 2022

NJ Slide

A driving maneuver used to merge onto a lane that is 2 lanes over in the state of New Jersey.

“Bro, did you see John on 295?”

“Yeah man, he was hitting the NJ slide while cutting it up in traffic.”

by therealnq October 28, 2023

alaskan slip n slide

Guy stands on a slippery surface behind a girl. Girl bends over and the guy slips then slides into her pussy

Yo I just gave this girl the best Alaskan slip n slide yesterday.

by Transamjoe April 28, 2014

the bite and slide

A technique to get the meat off the stick. Inspired by the kebab.

Hey babe, do you wanna try the bite and slide tonight?

by weshouldallbefeminists June 27, 2019

Slide

To kill all the opps or anybody associated with the other side

Aye Moe slime gonna slide on da opps

by Bigjanky May 24, 2021

New England Slipping Slide

When a man takes his penis and uses a hollow sounding device to open it up wide, then his partner shits in the hole and removes the sounding device the man must then painfully push the shit out of his penis while his hands are tied behind his back. Commonly used in BDSM.

oh I did a New England slipping slide on her last night

by HHHUIOP January 11, 2018