Thomas Solakof

A gender confused member of the ape family, vaguely reminiscent of the Wookie from 'Star wars' by George Lucas.

A Thomas will often try and assault those around him if they are excelling in something he is incapable of, E.G soccer, conversation and sex.

Thomas's family tree is literally a straight line, he is descended from a Romanian pole dancer and a Somalian pirate, when the pirate died however, the pole dancer kept the family blood alive by having sex with her son, thus starting the family of inbreds, doubtless Thomas will soon be impregnated by his father and will continue the tradition.

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by The Llama Hunter July 6, 2010

kevin thomas

A fat kid who plays football because he is fat. Probably good at playing video games and eating like a fat fuck. Loves to lift but it doesn't help because he is fat and he is probably a whitewashed indian

LOOOK IT IS A WILD KEVIN THOMAS EATING LIKE A FAT FUCK

by ttfioq e9 October 22, 2020

The Thomas Edison

Find a lamp, place on floor…procure yourself onto the lamp. inserting light bulb into rectum. Turn on light…you will find the heat stimulating….possibly “milking the prostate” or stimulating the G-Spot. Generally, you should wrap the light bulb in some sort of plastic wrap to ensure that if the bulb does break you don't lose your capacity to excrete permanently.

Sean~ "OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMGOG dood call the doctor"
Jim~ "Shit dood...what happened?"
Sean~ "The Thomas Edison...that guy's full of shit...and we're outta saran wrap."
Jim~ "Gayboat"

by PatrickOMGWTFBBQ August 28, 2008

thomas and alexia

thomas and Alexia are a great couple. there kind and loyal to each other. even though one of them might be a little shy they truly love each other or if they are in middle school or something they truly like each other. they have so much in common even tho at first they don't see it.

thomas and Alexia are so cute together. I think they will last forever

by lexi.girl December 15, 2017

nickyla thomas

Nickyla Thomas is a social butterfly, has smarts, and is a very love able and trustworthy person. She loves you till she dies and she is always there for you :)

Wow! You’re such a social butterfly! Are you named Nickyla Thomas?

by Nikki Thomas October 6, 2020

Thomas roberts

A nigga who always gaining. also known as the dank engine

"that nigga in the gym all the time"

"yeet, He's a Thomas roberts

by A Real Nibba Lover Value Meal August 13, 2018

Thomas Riano

A very contradictory person, who is often not sober and can't make up his mind on stuff.

Jake: Oh hey Thomas Riano, how do you like soccer?
Thomas: I hate it.

Jake: You should quit man!
Thomas :No dude I love it.

by SayIWon't October 8, 2011