Thirtyer

A thirty pack of beer. Thirtyer is to the thirty pack what twelver is to the twelve pack.

Did you buy some beer? Yeah, I grabbed a thirtyer.

by WGC January 20, 2008

Thirstographer

The state of being incredibly thirsty, usually combined with a potent laziness that prevents one from obtaining a drink without asking someone to get it for him/her first. Both of these symptoms are commonly drug-induced.

Yo, Enrique, pass me a brew. I'm a thirstographer over here after that l-steez

by SKOmankowitz July 22, 2009

Thirty Shades of Dave

A term that describe a man named Dave that is over 40 who creeps on young woman (age 20-30). Thirty Shades of Dave will hump anything that moves.

"Hey Tyra, who is that creepy guy starring at you?"
"Oh that is Thirty Shades of Dave, my horn dog neighbor!"
"You better watch out for him... Predator!"

by MikeOxhard12 July 30, 2012

Thirstball

A person who can't be single for over 3 days

Maya is such a thirstball she always has a boyfriend

by CakeyConceitedForeign December 2, 2014

Thirstanaut

He can be identified by the certain level of desperation the individual portrays to get what he wants from the female target, sex. There are no feats too steep, no boundaries set too high for such desperation. Something as simple as "I'm married with 3 kids" won't stop the Thirstanaut. These are considered mere road blocks for him to conquer on his adventure to quench his thirst. Only stopping at such dead ends like "I have herpes" will the Thirstanaut ever end his dehydrated journey.

"She said no 5 times, blocked my number and ignores me at the gym. I'm gunna see when she gets off work and wait for her outside." -Thirstanaut

"This motherf**king Thirstanaut is on one tonight."

by NotDogBro July 21, 2014

Thirstophobia

1) The fear of being thirsty, so you always make sure you let people know you not pressed
2) A person who is non-social to anyone they are attracted to because they do not want to be deemed thirsty

"He can't just give a compliment without saying 'I'm not pressed..' he must have thirstophobia"

"You are a thirstophobia type nig, can't show love anywhere"

by jace45 February 13, 2015

Thirstaforadadicka

a disease where the only cure is dick.

He has an intense thirst for dick, this means he has Thirstaforadadicka.

by Haiimlegit June 22, 2015