"Did you see that turtle in the river?"
"No."
"Hang on and i'll try to get him to move..."
(Slides, and SPLASH...Arms flaling, legs kicking in a most disturbing manner, look on face priceless)
"Ooooo! Aaaah! Coooold!...Hey, where's the turtle?"
"Um, I don't think he liked your 'River Dance'!"
"No."
"Hang on and i'll try to get him to move..."
(Slides, and SPLASH...Arms flaling, legs kicking in a most disturbing manner, look on face priceless)
"Ooooo! Aaaah! Coooold!...Hey, where's the turtle?"
"Um, I don't think he liked your 'River Dance'!"
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2. A random 2014 pink floyd album that nobody asked for, most of it is just The Division Bell unreleased songs, there is only 2 songs that has lyrics, but one of them is just some dude talking, the last one is actually a song, "louder than words" is the only song from the endless river that actually is new. Even though it is the biggest shit pink floyd ever made since 1987´s "A Momentary Lapse of Reason" It still managed to peak at #3 on Billbord, i think it only peaked so high becouse pink floyd name was in it.
2. A random 2014 pink floyd album that nobody asked for, most of it is just The Division Bell unreleased songs, there is only 2 songs that has lyrics, but one of them is just some dude talking, the last one is actually a song, "louder than words" is the only song from the endless river that actually is new. Even though it is the biggest shit pink floyd ever made since 1987´s "A Momentary Lapse of Reason" It still managed to peak at #3 on Billbord, i think it only peaked so high becouse pink floyd name was in it.
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If you keep searching on The urban dictionary, you will never reach the end of the river.
2. Have you herd "The endless river"
Yes. It´s shit. 10/10.
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