walkin on toilet paper

when u just did something that makes you the shit and everyone else weak

Deathsky: stars might walk on red carpet, but see I walkin on toilet paper because I'm the shit.

by dkdj29 February 12, 2008

paper towel math

Manipulating math so the numbers favor your goal like paper towel companies’ use when advertising that 6 roles = 12 roles.

John from accounting uses paper towel math to figure out next year’s fiscal budget.

by Nick Steele August 7, 2021

Brown paper bag

This occurs when you slip on a banana peel cock first into your best buds anus whilst immodestly pulling out and flinging the leftover dingleberry off your penis right in the flow of traffic.

I totaled my car when a brown paper bag hit my windshield.

by Wanjarthen November 29, 2021

Paper VS Tree

A piece of poop

Jordan: That Noah is such a paper vs tree!

by Noah Trahar April 18, 2018

Paper Bag Syndrome

A disease worse than aids. When a girl has a mad sexy body but a god-awful face that makes you want to vomit your organs. See also butterface

Name is derived from the fact that one needs a paper bag to put over the chick's face

So I was going to fuck Daniella last night, but then it turned out she had paper bag syndrome.

by worsethanaids August 11, 2010

Toilet Paper Mobility

How accessible your toilet paper is. If the roll is off of the toilet paper holder it has high mobility; if it's connected to the holder it has very low mobility. Some people prefer not to put their toilet paper on the holder to have high toilet paper mobility.

I don't put my toilet paper on the holder so I can have high toilet paper mobility.

by Painey November 8, 2014

in pen and paper mode

Using the traditional method of writing something with pen and paper

The university exams will be held in pen and paper mode rather than online.

by birbaljha December 3, 2020