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Optimism Cop

A person who has a negative or hostile attitude towards anything that isn't 100% positivity. These kinds of people have the good vibes only mindset & expect everything to go perfectly 100% of the time to their taste. If something should go wrong, they have a hostile mentality towards it.
When I expressed how I felt to the Optimism Cop, he told me not to "be negative".
by Rill GiktokExcelticus September 12, 2021
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Cop

(Noun)

1. Someone who talks shit about people behind their back, but acts entirely normal and/or friendly towards those people. Similar to how an undercover cop would act around people they plan to bust.

2. Someone who is naturally two-faced, but is completely oblivious to it.

Similar to:
- narc
- snitch
PERSON 1: So Joey was talking shit about you behind your back.
PERSON 2: I could see that. He was saying some shit about you a couple days ago too.
PERSON 3: Yeah Joey's a total cop. Someone should tell him.
by Richard Mahogany March 31, 2020
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Finna cop that pussy baby

When you're so deeply in love with a girl, you finna cop that pussy (Baby).
by Bearlington February 7, 2018
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Spider cop

"Those fucken spider cops always got me caught from lyin!"
by Evrtt November 23, 2016
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cop magnet

A vehicle that gets pulled over or ticked frequently, either because it's clapped out or modded to the point where a cop might question if the vehicle is still street legal or roadworthy
John: Dude Chad just bought a 3rd gen Cummins from Sarahs mom.
Anyone with more than half a brain cell: What a fucking idiot that things such a cop magnet
by icantthinkofausername777 April 4, 2020
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Cop’s breakfast

When you expand an asshole enough and hold it open you pour warm coffee in the crevasse then you break a doughnut in half dunk it in the coffee then eat it
I had a cop’s breakfast the other day, love my coffee with a little milk
by Pun intended December 29, 2021
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