Bidet tears

Bidet tears: when someone's tears are so pathetic you want to wipe your ass with them.

I wish my ex would stop trying to guilt me into a mercy fuck with his bidet tears.

by anonymous January 23, 2022

Tears of the Sun

A movie that starts to seem more like Tropic Thunder, becoming laughable by the time one of the Seals gets shot by a sniper toward the end, once you realize it's filmed in Hawaii and not Nigeria.

Tears of the Sun script-

Bruce Willis- God already left Africa.

Other Seal- Uh boss, I'm glad to see you still got it but bad news, from where I'm standing next to the cameraman, you can see the Pearl Harbor Memorial. If the camera can see what I can see, it kind of fucks up the illusion.

Bruce Willis- That wasn't on the script.

by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022

Tears

Salty liquid that falls from your eyes when you are sad or angry. Example: Happy tears, Angry tears, Sad tears

She cried happy tears after she got her Christmas present, a hamster.

by YourToenail February 6, 2022

tear

A 1337 Hacker by the name of tear

Jane: Have you heard of tear..?
John: No I haven't
Jane: what about cyphed?
John: oh shit it's the cool ass hacking nigga

by dicksucka69420 February 9, 2022

Cowboy Tears

Male semen, produced by gay white cowboys.

Dude you're pulling so hard you're gonna make me shed some cowboy tears.

by Kocik.XXX February 19, 2022

buffalo tears

it's basically fake tears, and it's most likely used by drama queens.

billy: oh god, emma's crying buffalo tears again..

by dagr8estgamer February 26, 2022

A white tear ran down my leg

A sarcastic phrase used to mock a moment that is intended to be sad, sentimental, or "deep," but instead comes across as forced or unfunny.

It is a cynical play on the classic expression "a tear ran down my cheek."

The speaker signals that they are completely unmoved by the situation and are instead reacting with crude, mock-sensitivity.

Friend A: "And that's why I think my breakup is actually a beautiful tragedy..."

Friend B: "Wow, man. That was so moving. A white tear ran down my leg."

by Cynitalia February 6, 2026