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Long Distance Boyfriend Tax

doing things like sending cute pictures when you wear new outfits or swimsuits etc when you can’t show them in person.
Girl: Hey i got this new outfit im going to wear out youd love it.
Boy: gotta pay the long distance boyfriend tax and show me!
by stern633 July 9, 2025
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Tariff tax

You pay precious $5 everyday you want to live
Dangggg, did you pay your tariff tax today to precious?
by Pumpkin eater July 14, 2025
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Fanum tax

Person 1: I just did some fanum tax last night!
Person 2: Dude, what is wrong with you??!
by EpicSteven1227 August 4, 2025
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tax write-off day

a day so mundane/confusing/weird that you just want it to end and forget about it as soon as possible.
"Yesterday was so confusing, i waited for a phone call for 5 hours and they ended up not calling at all. Then the power went out until morning"

"Wow that seems like a weird day"

"Yea, it was a tax write-off day"
by Trymphus September 1, 2025
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Chicago Bears Tax

A mysterious curse where any football player who signs with the Chicago Bears immediately forgets how to play football. Scientists estimate a 75% drop in skill the second the pen hits the contract. Side effects include dropped passes, missed tackles, and uncontrollable crying at Soldier Field.
Man, he was a Pro Bowler last year. Now? Looks like he paid the Chicago Bears Tax.
by 34344444 September 7, 2025
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hallway tax

The extra 5 minutes it takes to get anywhere in school because you keep running into people you know in the hallway.
"The hallway tax was crazy today between the cafeteria and gym."
by kikam September 9, 2025
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