stridey

Dweeb from Bristol, who’s bedtime is 22:00 and has 27 Facebook friends. Catchphrase: “ey fucc u mang”.

Will make you message his mum on Facebook for a birthday card, never delivers the actual birthday card.

Person 1: “ey fucc u mang”
Person 2: “Confirmed, you’re totes a Stridey.”

by JoshRoblox22 July 4, 2018

Stroke the monkey

Wanking.

Im going to stroke the monkey tonight.

by Lesbianfucker69 November 19, 2018

Stroke lips

When someone talks using only one side of their mouth/ lips and the other side just chills there dormant. They may also smile using just one side of their lips.

yo that bitch got some real stroke lips with her crooked ass smile

by Aurybaby February 26, 2019

Stroke-idextrous

Able to masturbate with both hands equally well

Johnny is stroke-idextrous he can jerk off with both hands without missing a stroke

by Spooder anus August 8, 2020

Strokeemdownjaymo

Very charismatic person, very very accurate, very very efficient, doesn’t miss (too much) actually doesn’t miss at all, talks a lot of shit yk, might also keep repeating his nickname, he’s an asshole n a lil cocky (but in a good way) and he can also dunk!!

Strokeemdownjaymo himself often says “strokeemdownjaymo is a dawg” his mottos are “just stroke em!” “When in doubt stroke em!”

by Marii 😛 July 22, 2023

Deli-strife

A stressful episode occuring in or involving deli produce

Deli-worker: "Hey boss, there's a fly in the fridge, I've dropped coffee on the floor and there's fifteen people wanting two slices of ham each. What should I do?!"

Deli-boss: "Leave me alone you useless twat! I can't deal with all this deli-strife today! I'm going for a fag."

by Markpj May 17, 2007

cob-striper

Derogatory term for hillbillys,rubes,backwoods country persons,(male or female) that use corncobs as toilet tissue.

"He's about a cob-striper!" i.e. "I need to go stripe a cob." Translation: I'm going to the outhouse."

by Lapastacopesta December 29, 2008