When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.
I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!
by chrisssy226 October 24, 2019
Get the Standing, hovering spread-eaglemug. Found in ohio, this entity loves pecan cookies. And won’t hurt you, they’re around 13 ft tall, approximately. They love small, and tight spaces, and are cat like. They’re safe creatures, and they’re diet is a omnivorous diet. Eating small dogs, and bats, but also plants, such as tomatoes, and eggplant.
by Susssy Baka 3736869 December 6, 2022
Get the The person standing under your bedmug. Having sex with a Mexican
by Tommyxc October 9, 2016
Get the juan night standmug. Phrasal verb.
To stand by means to be a lazy ass just hanging around, waiting for something to happen while everyone else is busting their balls. It's like being a useless spectator in a shitshow, just watching the chaos unfold without lifting a finger.
To stand by means to be a lazy ass just hanging around, waiting for something to happen while everyone else is busting their balls. It's like being a useless spectator in a shitshow, just watching the chaos unfold without lifting a finger.
An example of ''to stand by'':
For example, if your friend’s getting their face punched in at a bar and you’re just standing by, you’re basically saying, “I’m too chicken to help, but I’ll watch the show.”
For example, if your friend’s getting their face punched in at a bar and you’re just standing by, you’re basically saying, “I’m too chicken to help, but I’ll watch the show.”
by Dan_78653 January 3, 2025
Get the To stand bymug. Against a wall, the female is sitting on the male’s shoulders but facing the other way. The male proceeds to eat her out while leaning against the wall.
by Gos67 September 12, 2023
Get the standing mealmug. by Sapphire Admirer April 3, 2022
Get the freddie standingmug. a stand is a thing in jojo's bizarre adventure aka the bible that you obtain by getting shot by a special arrow or biologically that is a manifistation of your soul/fighting spirit that need you to have higher mental strength level and sometimes being seen as worthy by the arrow.
guy 1:someguy shot me with some kind of arrow and now i can control time with a so called "stand" that i call ZA WARUDO OVERE QUANTUM
okuyasu:yeah i know but only stand ousers can see those and i can erase space
guy 3:what are you talking about?
okuyasu:yeah i know but only stand ousers can see those and i can erase space
guy 3:what are you talking about?
by TETP May 12, 2021
Get the standmug.