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Salad girl

A salad girl is a girl or group of girls with a fake/superficial valley girl style talking that have lots of arrogance and no intelligence brought to a conversation. Conceded airhead.

A bitchy valley girl that talks about eating salads to show off being healthy. When she says the word "salad" it sounds like "sall-ad" with her mouth left open and slack jaw, followed by a bitch face.
"Ew are you really going to eat that?! Oh my gawd, I totally need to get a salad for lunch." -salad girl
by GOOSE-VF1 August 8, 2016
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pube salad

"She wants a pube salad, with some 'insert name's own' dressing"
by rnovak October 24, 2008
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hair salad

while sleeping next to a partner you cant seem to elude the tickling ways of their hair
Perturbations abounded last night as i could not seem to avoid the hair salad Megan kept stuffing in my face.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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African Salad

The act of ejaculating on your partners face, followed by the immediate and subsequent need to shit in your own hand, rubbing the two substances together on your significant other's nose.

Be sure to use concise clockwise movements to ensure the salad is mixed in well.
Get ready, i'm about to give you an African Salad.

You should've seen the look on her face when I tossed up an African Salad for her.

I actually heard that if you rub in the African Salad well enough, it works as a really great moisturiser.
by SydneySinner69 January 2, 2021
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Shit in my salad

To ruin somebody's day, job, idea or creation. To ruin something.
Example #1 - Jerry just took a big shit in my salad when he told the boss that it was my idea to only hire undocumented laborers.

Example #2 - That waiter shit in my salad when he shit in my salad.
by Malfador March 3, 2011
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saladtossing

When a person sticks their tounge in a asshole.It may it be a girl or a boy.Usually gay people like to do this ,but also some stright people do this.
Man I love saladtossing my girlfriend.
by Erwinator August 31, 2008
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