Dumb Song

Oh, in my head
You said with certainty
I may be the dumbest person that you've ever seen
You think you're hurtin' me
Bet you won't believe it, but you kinda set me free
You've mentioned Adderall
Slip this guy a sedative, he's bouncin' off the wall
Honey, it's no big deal
We'll get you back to college, you could study somethin' real
So, if that's how you feel
When we go down, when kingdom come
Don't look at me, don't look at me, I'm just too dumb
I'd love to stay, but like you said
Don't look at me, 'cause I got nothin' in my head
Oh, in my head
Too dumb for breakin' up
I'd do it in person, but I'd probably mess it up
I'll text you, "That's enough"
That's how empty-headed people get through shitty stuff
Your world is endin' soon
Mine's a little better 'cause I never watch the news
You make my lunch today
I would do it, but I couldn't work my microwave
So, if that's what you're sayin'
When we go down, when kingdom come
Don't look at me, don't look at me, I'm just too dumb
I'd love to stay, but like you said
Don't look at me, 'cause I got nothin' in my head
Oh, in my head
When we go down, when kingdom come
Don't look at me, don't look at me, I'm much too dumb
I'd love to stay, but like you said
Don't look at me, 'cause I got nothin' in my head
Oh, in my head
Oh, in my head
When we go down, when kingdom come
Don't look at me, don't look at me, I'm just too dumb
You: Hey bro, you wanna listen to the Dumb Song?
Bro: Yeah, that's my favorite song!
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Thong song

A Song in which is sung about a thong. A really cool nice song that horny gay guys sing before they get it on very passionately and intensely
I love to make thong songs before I fuck
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Thong song

A song in which gay men make right before they fuck passionately and Intensely. The love making is so sweet and savory
I love making thong songs before I get pounded
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SONG AD DISPLAY

Because songs with lyrics has meanings that are quite diversified in interpretation it becomes an ad when it as a message display that does a forward change where interrelationships may be present.

A message embedded in a shallow manner so all experiencing the display know the fingered ASSHOLE.
Here at my HOMOSEXUAL PLAYGROUND they changed the SONG AD DISPLAY as they had begun with THRILLER and BEAT IT which became the AI BETT , MAN IN THE NIRROR ( they covered all 34 plus men , as interrationship to BEAT IT as context change , ( win prevail) , and BAD . (MICHAEL JACKSON artist.)

So the MAN IN THE MIRROR ( as spin the 1-23 rooms including some with roommates) , which rooms are the PEDOPHILES ones truthfully as the SONG AD DISPLAY sender knows the whole mirrored truth.
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song scavenger

A person who doesn't follow any musical bands or groups in particular, and instead comes across random songs that they like, adds them to their playlist or whatever other music saving thingy, and goes about their day. It doesn't matter who made the song or the background of the piece; the song scavenger simply enjoys the song and adds it into their hodge-podge of music.

A song scavenger will often not have taste in any particular genre, they just enjoy the songs that they find. Their playlist could have a Van Halen song in one slot, a rap number from last year in the next, and then a Thomas the Tank Engine song after it.
Person 1: I sometimes comb through YouTube to find some new music.

Person 2: Do you listen to any bands or genres in particular?

Person 1: No, I just find random songs I enjoy and add them to my playlist.

Person 2: Ah, so you're a song scavenger.
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the song from the lorax

Probably one of the best songs in the world
DUDE, “the song from the lorax is fire. the song from the lorax is crazy
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The Turd Song

The turd song was originally from BTR’s TV show on Nickelodeon. It first exist on the first episode where James sang a good song At an audition and then Gustavo turned and said that James has no talent and then Kendall came in front of stage telling Gustavo that “NO TALENT, UR THE ONE WITH NO TALENT IN 10 years” and Gustavo said one of his old songs was a hit 9yrs ago, and then Kendal jumped on top of his desk and sang that old song (in an insulting way) Gustavo mentioned, and then they called security. And then Kendall sang the turd song kicking the stuff in the table.

So when you’re pissed off by someone, you just jumped on top of their desk and sing the turd song at that person and kick their stuff off the desk while singing the turd song.

Lyrics:
Oh you’re such a turd.
Oh yeah a giant turd.
You look like a turd.
And you smell like a turd.
Miss Best: Alright class, can somebody explain what is respiration

Everyone: uhhh uhhhh uhhhhhhhhh

Miss best: Grrrr Everyone stand up on your chairs and hands up your head.

Everybody complains*

Me *looks at an airplane flying by*

Miss best: *in an angry way* Why the heck you weren’t watching me while I was teaching about respiration.

Me: GRRRRRRRR YOU STUPID BITCH, YOU HAD ME STANDING ON MY DESK FOR HOURS WITH MY HANDS ON MY HEAD LIKE A GODDAMN SLAVE, SO WHATS SO WRONG TO WATCH A BLOODY AIRPLANE PASSES *goes on top of her desk* YOU UGLY ASS WHORE YOU ARE THE TEACHER WHO MADE STUDENTS LIVES MISERABLE AND WE CANT TAKE IT ON. OH BY THE WAY HERE A SONG FOR YOU *Sings the turd song*

Miss best: you’re going to Detention for calling me bitch and whore and going on my desk and singing some song and kicking my crap from my desk.

Me: *kicks the bitch on her face*
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