Social Media Jerk Off 

Refers to the outburst of social media updates when you meet someone new of the opposite sex who is absolutely awesome and completely changes your life. Instead of blowing a load of cum; it's a bunch of statuses and tweets.

Gina: "Holy crap, did you see all of Lincoln's statuses and tweets last night?" Rachel: "Yeah I heard they are all about Danielle" Connor: "She was so awesome he had to social media jerk off!"

Social Media Jerk Off by MC Lightning May 5, 2013

Social Accessory 

It's when a straight female has a gay male friend.

Monica —who is a heterosexual— is friends with Ted —who is gay— in other words, Ted is Monica's social accessory.

Social Accessory by Oberservin' since '89 July 30, 2013

Social Drunk

A social drunk is an individual who only cares to drink in social situations, however in doing so, has no reservations with regards to their alcohol intake. They lack the ability to regulate their drinking. These individuals, in the course of their social interactions, will find they quickly move pass the relaxed, feel-good state commonly induced by small quantities of alcohol and arrive at a heavy state if inebriation.

Sally is definitely a social drunk. She never drinks unless it's girls night, than all bets are off. She will never be without a full glass and within an hour or two, we're helping her to her feet.

Social Drunk by MCINOH November 9, 2013

Social Dementor

A person who sucks up behaviors, speech, or styles that they think are cool or funny from those around him/her or in the media and adopts them as his/her own personality like a dementor eating someone's soul. This person is trying to be accepted, but most likely comes off as a douchebag, try hard, piece of shit.

Greg: "Did that dude just say your line, bro?"
Mike: "Yeah, he steals everything I do."
Greg: "Fucking social dementor."

Social Dementor by the G-Bear March 2, 2014

social sabotage 

Saying something weird or inappropriate to someone you just met knowing full well it may turn the person off or strike a life long (awesome) connection. It's for people who want to cut through all the crap in getting to know someone and find out quickly if you're cut from the same cloth.

"I took a huge gamble and committed social sabotage. She laughed, so I knew it was going to be a fun night"

social sabotage by Richie Man April 26, 2014

social meat 

A man-slut; someone who frequently sends dick pics to prospective mates (thus his junk is social meat).

"Ugh, I can't believe Derk posted another pic with that slut on Instagram. Talk about social meat. You whore."

"Omg. Christian just sent me another dick pic. What a social meat!"

social meat by dickpicnick September 2, 2014

Social duplication. 

Social duplication is when you talk to someone frequently enough that you start using the same terms and mannerisms as them. Usually spotted in close friends and intimate relationships, both or either of the parties in frequent contact take words and phrases, among other forms of communication and apply it in their conversations. Often, this can have a chain effect, having the people that they talk to also display the passed on mannerisms.

Person 1: Hey, Phill's been talking to John a lot lately and he's starting to talk a lot like him.

Person 2: Must be social duplication.

Social duplication. by MemeMaster420 October 12, 2014