When you dress up as a sailor. Then proceed to go inside of a sauna room with other men. Once inside you yell: "All hands on the poop deck!" Then turn around with your rear end facing the men. Unclip the flap that covers your butt. Then diarrhea shit all over the other men. After you're done shitting, turn around and cum all over their faces. Then, once done, salute them and then leave the sauna, as if nothing ever happened.
Jonny: "Did you hear what Kevin did?"
Josh: "No, what'd he do?"
Jonny: "He fucking steamy sailored five guys!!"
Josh: "No fucking way, that is so boss!"
Josh: "No, what'd he do?"
Jonny: "He fucking steamy sailored five guys!!"
Josh: "No fucking way, that is so boss!"
by Denis Montgomery October 6, 2011
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A response to the phrase "it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean".
Implies that "size matters".
Implies that "size matters".
Woman - "Wow dude, that's a really below average penis."
Man - "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean!"
Woman - "Maybe. But the bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing."
Man - "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean!"
Woman - "Maybe. But the bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing."
by Dakron July 11, 2014
Get the The bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing. mug.The act of tying a very loose woman to the mast of a ship and pulling her lips apart in order to catch wind
by jeffery r. sutherfizzle March 15, 2010
Get the pussy sailing mug.A man and a woman pierce their scrotum and labia minora together using a pair of 5 gauge surgical steel rings and then attempt to perform intercourse.
My girlfriend and I just went to Berkley last Tuesday to get our junk pierced and decided to take a ride on the old San Bernardino Sailboat when we got home. It was fun.
by rectacular March 25, 2008
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by W3 December 31, 2008
Get the Stinky Sailor mug.Being of absent mind to the point of not knowing where you are, what you are doing, who you are, or where another party favor is.
"Dude, today is a Yard Sail type of day, I left my wallet in that dirty raver's car and threw up in my own mouth."
"You guys are totally Yardsailed, I love it, Rave?"
"She is strung out on 10 Zanex, she is a yard Sail"
"You guys are totally Yardsailed, I love it, Rave?"
"She is strung out on 10 Zanex, she is a yard Sail"
by BodhiCypha March 25, 2009
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