Carbonated Starfish Slurpee Fountain

When you stretch your asshole and shove it full of mentos, then pour in diet coke and stand with your ass in the air screaming I'm a fountain.

My friend decided to do an art exhibition and performed the Carbonated Starfish Slurpee Fountain.

by dabatrin June 23, 2022

Reverse Scauri Slurp

When you do a naked headstand and your sons girlfriend sucks your penis while your son holds you up

My sons girlfriend came over for thanksgiving and I let her give me a Reverse Scauri Slurp to induct her into the family

by spickles22 November 18, 2024

Bolivia Aquatic Slurp

The Bolivia Aquatic Slurp is when your girl or a girl is having explosive diarrhea and instead of helping her wipe you slurp it while scuba diving in a tropical place.

I heard when they went on vacation harry gave her the Bolivia aquatic slurp treatment

by Poop the frog March 10, 2026

Festive Peppermint Slurpee

An exciting act where a prostitute at a 7-11 store dry beats a guy's cock over and over until it bleeds, in which case, the guy then helicopters their bloody penis so that the blood drips in a swirling pattern onto their slurpee of choice; creating a festively wonderful display of a peppermint-flavored beverage shared between the guy and the gal.

Jeremy never expected to receive a festive peppermint Slurpee at 3 AM last Saturday!

Andrea was nervous sharing her first festive peppermint Slurpee with Jose.

by bayharborfartsmella November 8, 2025

Mama that burn like that one slur

Mama (max burns the young entrepreneur who looks like the onceler) desires to help those struggling with sunburn by starting his own aloe brand of which he is the face/spokesperson (but he needs to be a group project and get a shower first) and he can take it like Barack too

“ow. Mama that burn like that one slur”

by Wells_fargo2 March 19, 2025