shaken but not stirred

Not to be confused with how Pierce Brosnan's famous character prefers his martinis, this phrase refers to the status of a guy's totally limp lulu after an extended interval of either drinking or intercourse; it remains droopy/lifeless and therefore does not "stir" (i.e., become aroused) at all, no matter what the activity (i.e., being fondled or "shaken" to try to get it up) or surroundings (i.e., having one or more attractive nymphos nearby who are eager for sex).

Hot sex-hungry chick: My boyfriend and I "did it" for two hours straight till I finally wore him out, and then his ordinarily-perpetually-boned schlong remained shaken but not stirred no matter what I did. We hadda wait till late the next morning before he was able to get it up again.

by QuacksO July 29, 2017

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shakeism

When you uncontrollablyou shake without knowing it. Not treatable

The doctor says I have shakeism

by Doctor Harrison October 26, 2017

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sakeeena

Sakeeena is an amazing person she will always be by your side and she is so funny.if you are sad she will cheer you up and if you angry she will calm you down. She is very friendly and reliable and helpful. She loves having friends

OMG sakeeena is so kind I'm gonna be her friend forever

So am I and she has loads of friends already but that doesn't matter because she loves having friends

by Scarlet calibre February 11, 2018

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Shake

To "shake" is when a community owner abandons his community randomly and informally.

Person I: "Hey dude, did you hear about *insert community here*'s owner?
Person II: "Yeah, he did a shake with his community."
Person I: "Dude, what an asshole.."
Person II: "Agreed.."

by Watermelon (Vend) December 5, 2018

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Sakeo

Another word for a male stripper Sakeo is a very bad person but is unknown in the community. He is also a very aggressive to the opposite sex.

Oh that dude is such a sakeo

by Stissyski February 6, 2019

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Shake-ol-o-crete:

Pronounced "shake_all_oh_creete." The formidable, impenetrable substance that is created when you procrastinate washing your blender, cup and/or countertop after making your daily Shakeology® smoothie.

Shake-ol-o-crete: I just spent 30 minutes cleaning my kitchen with a kettle of hot water and belt sander to remove the spillage from this mornings' Shakeology® smoothie.

by Elle H Glacial Lake WA State March 22, 2019

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