A hyperactive dog that runs around harrassing, biting, and chewing everyone and everything in its path.
-A shark-like creature that dwells on land. "AKA" Murphy Brown man around town...
-A shark-like creature that dwells on land. "AKA" Murphy Brown man around town...
by jeff March 17, 2005
Get the land sharkmug. a white person; a person exemplifies or demonstrates activities such as kissing sharks, wrestling with crocodiles, tainting caged tigers, etc.; anything a minority would deem as dumb and wouldn't do: such as any extreme sport or activity which inlucdes wild animals (there called wild animals for a reason, and should not be played with)
"Freekin shark kisser" (stated while watching two men (who happen to be of caucasian decent or act as one) tainting and teasing wild gorillas at the zoo, and watching that gorilla climb out and take revenge by beating and mauling them.
by jayq19 October 15, 2008
Get the shark kissermug. The definition of Gianni Scandella ,a demi chav with fins for hair and acne for gills , Avoid at all costs, his M C improvisation is mind numbing
by Elsammio January 9, 2005
Get the Shark Facemug. An insult used by insecure racist individuals to denigrate white women who date members of other, usually darker minority, racial groups.
Dude 1: "That girl is such a mud shark"
Dude 2: “She won't give you the time of day, huh?"
Dude 1: "Yeah, she really hurt my feelings when she rejected me"
Dude 2: “She won't give you the time of day, huh?"
Dude 1: "Yeah, she really hurt my feelings when she rejected me"
by Samurai1833 September 21, 2012
Get the mud sharkmug. Basically a frenzied shopping whore, however, much more vicious. They seek out everything in the sea known as a mall. They maul on anything they can get their hands on, including your money. There's often more than one of these in any mall, plaza or promenade.
They can be in groups or solo. Most of the time, there's three in a group. It may also attract other mall sharks and it will end up in a messy feeding frenzy.
If you are a merchant and you find yourself dealing with a mall shark, there's only one way to survive. You must sacrifice your merchandise.
If you are another shopper, and you are dealing with one, do not engage, it is best to just run, which will also tick off the mall shark and make it come after you. Either way, you might have to give something up.
Most malls try to pretend they are a myth like the sewer gator.
They can be in groups or solo. Most of the time, there's three in a group. It may also attract other mall sharks and it will end up in a messy feeding frenzy.
If you are a merchant and you find yourself dealing with a mall shark, there's only one way to survive. You must sacrifice your merchandise.
If you are another shopper, and you are dealing with one, do not engage, it is best to just run, which will also tick off the mall shark and make it come after you. Either way, you might have to give something up.
Most malls try to pretend they are a myth like the sewer gator.
Store Clerk: Boss, we need your help, we're getting a feeding frenzy of mall sharks down here! Help!
Manager: Johnny, how many times must I tell you. Mall sharks are an urban myth.
Store Clerk: But bo- *store clerk hangs up abruptly*
Manager: Oh Johnny...
Manager: Johnny, how many times must I tell you. Mall sharks are an urban myth.
Store Clerk: But bo- *store clerk hangs up abruptly*
Manager: Oh Johnny...
by TanorFaux July 19, 2012
Get the Mall Sharkmug. i had not showered in a few days and as soon as i walked in the door, the neighbors german shepard ball sharked the shit out of me.
by def con juan May 6, 2010
Get the ball sharkmug. by MrDiglett July 29, 2019
Get the Banana Sharkmug.