A place where there are no laws and you can get away with murder and assault. Fights break out, the lunch is just paper formed into food, drama happens, and school shooters. You also spend 1/5 of your precious life on a piece of shit school.
Dad:You like school son?
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Kid: Shut your chromosome Google Chrome Chicken bone skin tone no phone home phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome chromosome tf ass up.
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A Place Where Teachers Think EVERYBODYS FRIENDS! Where You Can Be At Home An Hour Later But it TAKES The Teachers An Hour To Go Over The Work. PLUS Libary is More Crap Because The Libary Teacher Talks About Her Life..Then Reads The Most Boring Book in The Universe. RAISE YOUR HAND OR GET A PUNISH LITTLE KIDS. Plus The Girls Bathrooms Are Stupid Because Whenever The Girls See A Not Flushed Situation...They Scream Then They Go Tell The Teacher Somebody Took A Big Poop in The Bathroom. And Where The Mean Girls Get A Big Fat Punch in The Face From Me. But Thats Just The 1 Good Part.
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A Place Where Teachers Think EVERYBODYS FRIENDS! Where You Can Be At Home An Hour Later But it TAKES The Teachers An Hour To Go Over The Work. PLUS Libary is More Crap Because The Libary Teacher Talks About Her Life..Then Reads The Most Boring Book in The Universe. RAISE YOUR HAND OR GET A PUNISH LITTLE KIDS. Plus The Girls Bathrooms Are Stupid Because Whenever The Girls See A Not Flushed Situation...They Scream Then They Go Tell The Teacher Somebody Took A Big Poop in The Bathroom. And Where The Mean Girls Get A Big Fat Punch in The Face From Me. But Thats Just The 1 Good Part.
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Mean Girl: I'AM PREGNANT I NEED TO GET A TEST (Dumb Look On Face)
Everyone: :O REALLY?
Mean Girl: See!
Everyone: :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Me: Your Soo Retarded....*Punch's Face*
Everyone: OMG YAYYYYYYYYY *SINGS* PUT YOUR HANDS UP AND PLAY MY SONG AND THE BUTTERFLY'S FLY AWAY MOVING MY HIPS LIKE YEAH-
Me:*Walks Away To Friends*
Friends:???? Why Are They ALWAYS Singing???
School is................
Everyone: :O REALLY?
Mean Girl: See!
Everyone: :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Me: Your Soo Retarded....*Punch's Face*
Everyone: OMG YAYYYYYYYYY *SINGS* PUT YOUR HANDS UP AND PLAY MY SONG AND THE BUTTERFLY'S FLY AWAY MOVING MY HIPS LIKE YEAH-
Me:*Walks Away To Friends*
Friends:???? Why Are They ALWAYS Singing???
School is................
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