samuel

a white guy who likes teaching history and geography but isnt a good english teacher

Wow, that guy is definitely named Samuel.

by pookielicious May 16, 2023

Samuelismynamehi

Pro BLOX FRUIT PLAYER REAL VERY REAL
LOVES BALLS AND PIZZA

Samuelismynamehi is cute
Samuelismynamehi is gay

by JwiIsk May 17, 2023

Samuel

A dumb ass cunt teachers pet,is in eleventh grade but is old enough to get a job,failure and lives with his mom at 19

samuel is a dumb cunt

by yo mom May 31, 2023

Sample

Someone whose hair you play with,squeeze their balls slap them and then sell them

" Im gonna do sample time to mark"

by harajukusexteen.com June 2, 2023

Samuel Park

Samuel park is a person that goes to my school and is a goofy ahh man bro.

He exist's.

Hey, look! Its Samuel Park! I heard his girlfriend doesn't exist.

by Oversans June 5, 2023

Samuel

a major W. commonly seen with Andys and Abbys. a Samuel is a man that everyone looks up to, although he may dress like a total fag. he probably got knocked upside the head as a kid, but it's okay, because he's universally loved nonetheless. nobody will say it outright, but he's a chill guy. if you see a Samuel, go up and say hello. don't be shy! he (probably) won't call you a slur.

person 1: "there goes Samuel."

person 2: "who?"

person 1: "you know, that guy in the yearbook with the cool hair? looks kinda gay?"

person 2: "oh, yeah."

by doesNOTtakeituptheass June 6, 2023

Samuel Simpleton

Noun - Someone who will trade their dignity for kitty. A man who puts the hoes before the bros.

Also when a male is overly submissive to a female they like knowing they are likely to gain little to nothing

A simp.

She looked at me funny when I asked to split the bill. I looked at her at said “Look I ain’t no Samuel Simpleton, I got other hoes tryna take ME out to dinner.”

by Jay Money from the Trap June 6, 2023