Swamp wagon

a piece of crap truck that is at leat 15 years old with 150000 miles, a truck with at least one hole in the bottom in which the driver can see the road

A: What the fuck is that rusty piece of dick?
B: My dad's swamp wagon.

by babystilin April 12, 2009

Swamp Ass

An unusual build up of a large amount of sweat in the buttox region, primarily in and around the asshole.

Damn, Sam has a bad case of swamp ass!

by BallSmackMcGee June 13, 2010

Swaapping

The homosexual act of slicing open ones scrotum, and exchanging testicles with someone who has done the same.

Chris: Hey wanna start Swaapping tonight?
Brent: No, i think you've just been replacing my testicles with rocks.
Chris:.......... no.

by Just tht Guy October 12, 2010

Swamp Donkey

A really ugly girl!
Normally found in housing estates & blocks of flats. Normally wearing a Kappa/Ellese track-suit or joggers with her hair pulled back as far as is humanly possable & sporting the largest pair of Gold hoop ear rings she can find.

Did you see that Swamp Donkey? I think i'm gonna throw up!

by te_rey January 8, 2003

Swamp Donkey

Needs to brush her teeth once in a while. Wears way to little clothes. n smells gross. livs in maine.

"whats that smell?"
"swamp must be comin."

by lilme February 9, 2004

swamp ass

an unfortunate ailment hitting men in their prime while vigorously walking through the mall, where as you feel like the inside of your ass cheeks have become a KY factory

Get me some TP quick, i have swamp ass that would make swamp thing jealous!

by Flonson Khabot January 29, 2005

Swamp

The act of pure and utter failure usually in circumstances that seem too safe to possibly fail. This can apply to sports, women, or general life. Often used in the phrase "to swamp one's pants"

The goal seemed impossible to miss, but he managed to swamp his pants yet again.

by Bourgeoisi3 November 7, 2012