cock sock water balloon

After sex you pass out with a condom still on. You forget about the condom then go to take a piss. Then rubber fills up with hot nasty post-sex piss. Now you've got a very dangerous situation on your hands

Jane: Whats this mess all over the bathroom floor?

Mike: Sorry babe, cock sock water balloon.

Jane: Im breaking up with you.

by SGT. Birdfeeder January 1, 2012

Masturbation Sock

A sock that you use to ejaculate into leaving no mess, yet a ruined sock. Great when your Kleenex's are gone, or when on a campout.

Mike used a Masturbation Sock when he was camping in the Andes

Noah is too damn lazy to get the "clean up crew" out so he uses a Masturbation Sock

by Duhfee July 23, 2012

Nevada meat sock

;A Nevada meat sock is when a penis and balls are shoved into a vary lose ass hole, its also referred as a Nevada meat socket and plug shove.

Exp:That chick last night was so lose i could of done a Nevada meat sock

by PMC79 March 14, 2011

wang sock

A sock that covers one's wang.

Check out Umaro's wang sock.

by scream August 10, 2004

Master gave Dobby a sock

When you've been working like a house elf (crazilly hard) and are done for the day. You are free. Master can represent professors or bosses, and Dobby represents the overworked person talking.
The phrase is from Chamber of Secrets by JK Rowling.

Chris: Are you done classes today?
Trudy: Yeah, I'm free. Master gave Dobby a sock.

by True_L April 30, 2006

box sock

After having sex in a car, take off one of your socks and use it to clean yourself. Then, wipe down her box so the love juice doesn't stain the leather seats.

It could have been a messy situation, but I cleaned her up using a box sock.

by Wednesday Pirate January 3, 2008

Seattle Sock Monkey

The act of defecating into a sock monkey and throwing it at a victim while screaming " Your are my monkey, bitch!" and followed by monkey noises.

Brad made me angry, so I grabbed my sock monkey, filled it with a deuce, and threw it at him. I schooled Brad in getting a Seattle Sock Monkey.

by Miles Long UpYours August 31, 2011