Crystable Riley

the luckiest b*tch on earth who f*cked with Zayn and Harry

imagine being Crystable Riley

Crystable Riley = luck

by user123abc November 6, 2020

The Riley may

When you are fucking a girl (has to be named Riley) and she slips up, accidentally farts causing you to projectile vomit into her throat

Ethan: I was with my girlfriend Riley and we did “The Riley may” it was so sexy.

by She loves gavin August 24, 2021

Dirty Riley

A girl who takes it in every hole including belly button

I want to be in a dirty riley orgy tonight

by Hahaloll May 20, 2020

life of Riley

(noun): a state of bliss, contentment, ease, and good fortune.

When I was a little kid, I lived the life of Riley, enshrouded in my own little world of delightful oblivion with others to care for my needs and wants.

by Miss Julie June 28, 2006

to Joe Riley

to shag, rape, coerce, persuade, harass or sexually intimidate in any other way, a member of the opposite sex. This is usually done through persistent sexual suggestions and, on occasion, exposure. The longer such an action is ignored, the more fervent the action becomes until sexual congress is achieved.

Variant: A Joe Riley. Sexual enthusiast or deviant.

There was this girl last night, at first she wasn't that up for it, but in the end I managed to Joe Riley her!

by theJoeRileySurvivalAlliance November 28, 2010

Charles Nelson Riley

1. Person: The person that defeated Chuck Norris according to a scene in the Weird Al Yankovic video "CNR".

2. Person: The current successor to / of Chuck Norris. This is further supported by the fact that the abbreviation "CNR" (see below) resembles the initials of Chuck Norris "CN".

3. Abbreviation/Acronym: CNR - A person whose awesomeness defies logic, performing feats at least on par, or exceeding that of Chuck Norris as detailed in the "Chuck Norris Facts" series.

Noun - "Whose awesomeness came first: Charles Nelson Riley or Chuck Norris?"

Noun - "If Charles Nelson Riley killed Chuck Norris in fiction, but is himself dead in real while Chuck Norris is not; then who is really more awesome?"

Metaphor - "Dude, don't make me go CNR on your sorry soul!!!"

by Sir Ector April 30, 2010

Baba O'Riley

An awesome song performed and written by The Who. It was probably the first hit song to use a synthesizer as the lead. Also, it's a song that a lot of poser/morons call "Teenage Wasteland."

(Radio is playing Baba O'Riley)
Stupid Kid: OMG I LOVE TEENAGE WASTELAND!
Me: It's named Baba O'Riley dipshit...

by jhdfahsj December 22, 2005