retard valley

the stupid ass place my boyfriend made up last spring (yes it is as retarded as is sounds) in glassboro nj

let’s go hang at retard valley!

by jlips910 March 3, 2020

retarded

An adjective used to describe someone who is below average in intelligence.

"That person over there(Victoria) is so retarded

by sde4kiawdngdanwdukliai June 25, 2021

retarded

That one particular word that will get a LOT of SJWs angry beyond comprehension.

Me: "bruh that's just retarded"
SJW: "so you have chosen death"

by Someone32143214 February 13, 2022

Boyfriend Retardation

Men who just don't know how to treat a girl. Even when they watch movies with gentlemen who treat there ladies like queens they don't get it. EVEN actors who play the gentlemen suffer from this condition!

Sandra:"Ben affleck is such a player, but the movies portray him so much better"
Sam:"I know, maybe he has boyfriend retardation,i mean you would think he would get it since he plays the romantic part?"

by Sa5mmytoldme December 25, 2010

Relationship Retarded

when someone is so new to a relationship they don't know what the fuck to do

The bitch is so relationship retarded she told my mom she was ugly when she met her.

by Name123456789 December 20, 2014

infinate retard war

A game that isn't real at all and is a joke that matthew and Brayden say while playing black ops 3

Matthew:BRAYDEN TIME FOR SOME INFINATE RETARD WAR
Brayden:LETS DO THIS SHIT

by EnderSurf July 13, 2017

Golf Retard

The full name of the Volkswagen Golf R. The Golf R is the highest cost Model Golf and also the fastest. It Makes 282 Horsepower and 280lbs of Torque. When you Accelerate you get thrown back in the seat and the car begins to “go retarded” hence the name golf retard

Andrew: Hello Mr.Golf Retard
Brian: Maybe if you stopped calling it a retard, It wouldn’t hurt you every time you see it
Andrew: Good point

by AMD_Alien October 30, 2019