Stages of a Relationship

The different stages of a relationship. A method of predicting what stage a relationship is at, or for determining when a relationship will form, end etc.

These stages are always changing and new stages are always emerging, therefore the stages include but are not limited to:
- Genesis Stage
- Midpoint Stage
- Advancement Stage
- Turbulence Stage
- Decline Stage

Professor Love Dickinanus: I knew they would break up, I predicted it!
Colleague: How? How did you know that they would break up around this time?
Professor Love Dickinanus: I noticed tension between them when they started dating, so I used my method called the Stages of a Relationship to determine when their relationship would cease to exist.

by ProfessorGOD August 29, 2018

Relationship Hunter

A new-logo salesperson who views developing strong, lasting relationships with his prospects as a precursor to closing the deal.

Effective relationship hunters get to know their prospects very well and are more likely to not only close the deal but are also more likely to get repeat business even if their buyer moves to another company.

by Chief Curiosity Officer October 4, 2018

Relationship Body

The state of ultimate comfort in a relationship where all standards of self image are abandoned under the idea that your significant other will love you regardless of your appearance

Jared has gained weight since he started dating Susan, he totally has a relationship body.

by Trombowen66 June 1, 2018

Relationship

A form of self strangulation that does not kill you upon immediate contact

If your parents didn’t ruin you— Thai relationship certainly will!

by DoctorFog February 19, 2023

Relationship Advice

Don't take it from fat-cocks who hooked up with women.

Relationship Guy "MY relationship advice is this: Have long term relationships and DON'T just use women for sex."

Hym "Did YOU hook up with women? How fat is your cock?"

Relationship Guy "Uh... Erm... What does that have to do with anything? It's better! REALLY! Trust me."

Hym "Yeah, I don't trust you that would be stupid- You have a daughter, don't you?"

Relationship Guy "Uuuummm... I don't see what that-"

Hym "And now you're trying to make everyone do the thing you DIDN'T have to do, right? You don't want your daughter getting slutted out the way you slutted out other people's daughters."

Relationship Guy "That's... Um..."

Hym "Yeah, no, kill yourself. You're hypocritical fat-cocked garbage and deserve to die more than everyone who actually ends up dying."

by Hym Iam December 27, 2023

shadow relationship

A relationship you have with a bro via another bro by way of meme sharing without ever having knowledge of one another’s existence.

You will never know how many shadow relationships you have.

by Christian is great January 7, 2024

Lean relationship

A relationship where none of the involved parties are bringing their children into the mix. This may imply that neither of the individuals have any children of their own, or the one pursuing a relationship does want to take on any additional children from the potential partner.

They are pretty attractive but they do have kids, and I'm only interested in a lean relationship.

by Lloyd Cruxmyth January 17, 2024