Jimmy: *Comes in half burnt down shack with grits, squirrels, and half of an alligator*
Papa: “Dang jimmy! That is quite the find there.”
Jimmy: “Today is a mighty fine day. Nice catch, and the sun is shining.”
Papa: Quit talkin boy and go get some swamp water and cook that food up in the bathtub!”
Tourists: *walk by and see jimmy with half of an alligator*
Bob the tourist: “ What is that redneck doing with half and alligator?”
Sally the tourist: “ I don’t know what he is doing, but I’m glad we don’t have those people in Seattle!”
Papa: “Dang jimmy! That is quite the find there.”
Jimmy: “Today is a mighty fine day. Nice catch, and the sun is shining.”
Papa: Quit talkin boy and go get some swamp water and cook that food up in the bathtub!”
Tourists: *walk by and see jimmy with half of an alligator*
Bob the tourist: “ What is that redneck doing with half and alligator?”
Sally the tourist: “ I don’t know what he is doing, but I’m glad we don’t have those people in Seattle!”
by What is in your search history December 5, 2021
Get the Redneckmug. The Redneck Code was created in 1883 by the redneck icon JS Williams the Third, who is best know for his late century drag performances.
Any real redneck STRICTLY follows the rules set those many years ago, which include the following:
1. Always wear a hat
2. Keep your hands clean, don't bite your nails
3. Your beer of choice should be any Budweiser product
4. Knock off candies, such as fake Starbursts, are a disgrace. Rednecks buy name brand. This means items like clothing can't come from Walmart.
5. Boots MATTER. No knockoffs, and no Ariat.
6. Cuss words used excessively in front of non-rednecks is disrespectful and looks bad on fellow redneck brothers.
7. Hangovers can slow a redneck down. Avoid drinking unless it is the weekend so you can be productive at your job or school Monday-Friday.
8. Don't care about other's opinions of you, but be respectful to those with other opinions too.
9. Rednecks don't use racial slurs, nor make homophobic remarks. You can't be an asshole 24/7.
10. Work hard, take pride in your work. School and your job is important for the advancement of redneck brothers.
11. Be kind to adults, especially teachers and advisors. Rednecks get a bad reputation with others, but people older than you work to help you better yourself. Stop trying to make enemies.
The Redneck Code has not changed since it was first published. The Redneck Code is followed by only the most devoted members of redneck society.
Any real redneck STRICTLY follows the rules set those many years ago, which include the following:
1. Always wear a hat
2. Keep your hands clean, don't bite your nails
3. Your beer of choice should be any Budweiser product
4. Knock off candies, such as fake Starbursts, are a disgrace. Rednecks buy name brand. This means items like clothing can't come from Walmart.
5. Boots MATTER. No knockoffs, and no Ariat.
6. Cuss words used excessively in front of non-rednecks is disrespectful and looks bad on fellow redneck brothers.
7. Hangovers can slow a redneck down. Avoid drinking unless it is the weekend so you can be productive at your job or school Monday-Friday.
8. Don't care about other's opinions of you, but be respectful to those with other opinions too.
9. Rednecks don't use racial slurs, nor make homophobic remarks. You can't be an asshole 24/7.
10. Work hard, take pride in your work. School and your job is important for the advancement of redneck brothers.
11. Be kind to adults, especially teachers and advisors. Rednecks get a bad reputation with others, but people older than you work to help you better yourself. Stop trying to make enemies.
The Redneck Code has not changed since it was first published. The Redneck Code is followed by only the most devoted members of redneck society.
by jswilliams2024 April 19, 2022
Get the Redneck Codemug. After plunging for several minutes, when the water turns a consistent brown with shreds of toilet paper surfacing consistently, you will feel the pressure drop in your hand(s). At that moment sit down and flush again.
Sorry I got your floor all wet in there but the almighty gave me a redneck bidet before I started to stucco
by Assquatch May 5, 2022
Get the redneck bidetmug. 
Get the Redneck-Salamandermug. by That Brown Dude March 15, 2017
Get the redneck bathmug. talks with a country accent, likes to hunt and fish, likes mudding, listens to country or rap music, lifted truck, rebel flag flying from your truck, likes to party, gets drunk a lot, dates a lot o whores, a redneck is basically a country thug.
The redneck got pulled over because his tires were too big, his music was too loud, and the confederate flag he was flying offended all the niggers driving down the road.
by Layton wllhite June 2, 2018
Get the Redneckmug. by Detelitenick October 21, 2022
Get the Redneckmug.